The Pilgrimage: An AC Meme
12 years ago
So fittin' to dip to P'burgh to get a lil fuzzy for a minute. Guess it's gotta be done:
Conventions Name:
Anthrocon
Website:
https://www.anthrocon.org
Transportation type:
The FurWgn, aka Old Maybe Faithful, aka The Cholo Lean Express, aka '99 Big Pimpin', aka OPEC's BFF, aka Jimmy No-Shocks, aka my poor old suburban.
Hotel you're staying at:
Down the block at them Hampton Inn.
Dates:
7/4/13 - 7/8/13
Rooming with:
Keida,
tatto, Danny (forgot dude's FA), An old friend and his ladyfriend, and perhaps a mysterious vulpine. I dunno.
Gender: Androgynous Jell-O
Description (out of suit): Kinda sticky, often boisterous, quite often toting a big-assed ball. Y'ALL BETTER SIGN THE SHIT!
Fursuit(s): Tiikirien, perhaps Thorger. Actually definitely Thorger.
Relationship Status: The Sea is my bride, but we're on a trial separation so let's call me "available."
Relationship Type: Left-hand oriented.
Who you will be with a majority of the time: You!
Main purpose for attending: Getting my porn and rap careers off the ground.
Where you usually eat: Ideally wherever is still creatively using Bacon.
Parties: Not awake and originally read this as Panties. Yes in both cases.
Fursuiting: I think i'm going to opt to be a total fucking hipster and stay outside the convention center smoking and talking about how it's gotten too commercialized. Then a combination of gettin' a bit slizzur'd up and Thorgerin' the shit out of some convention.
Daily activities: Booze, Bud, and Butt, not necessarily in that order.
Nightly Activities: See "Daily Activities"
What time I usually go to bed and get up: Whenever somebody wanna get busy!
Do you talk out of suit: Can i put "fucking duh?" as the answer here?
Do you talk in suit: Pet me and find out. Said the cat with a mischievous gleam in his eye.
Rules of engagement out of suit: My golden rule: "Don't be a Dick."
Rules of engagements in suit: Generally the above statement works here too.
How far is too far: Don't worry, i'll let ya know ;)
Can I dance with you: Bitches don't be knowin' bout my Charleston/Peabody swagger. Yes you can flail rhythmically in my vicinity.
Can I take pictures with you: Yep Yep! Just nothing that's going to stop me from getting a job one day.
Can I buy you things: Just remember kids, "A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." -M. Hedburg
Best communication medium to reach you: I prefer communication large, thank you. With that said, if you got my number, him'me up, if you don't got it, get it!
See Y'all in Pittsburgh!
Conventions Name:
Anthrocon
Website:
https://www.anthrocon.org
Transportation type:
The FurWgn, aka Old Maybe Faithful, aka The Cholo Lean Express, aka '99 Big Pimpin', aka OPEC's BFF, aka Jimmy No-Shocks, aka my poor old suburban.
Hotel you're staying at:
Down the block at them Hampton Inn.
Dates:
7/4/13 - 7/8/13
Rooming with:


Gender: Androgynous Jell-O
Description (out of suit): Kinda sticky, often boisterous, quite often toting a big-assed ball. Y'ALL BETTER SIGN THE SHIT!
Fursuit(s): Tiikirien, perhaps Thorger. Actually definitely Thorger.
Relationship Status: The Sea is my bride, but we're on a trial separation so let's call me "available."
Relationship Type: Left-hand oriented.
Who you will be with a majority of the time: You!
Main purpose for attending: Getting my porn and rap careers off the ground.
Where you usually eat: Ideally wherever is still creatively using Bacon.
Parties: Not awake and originally read this as Panties. Yes in both cases.
Fursuiting: I think i'm going to opt to be a total fucking hipster and stay outside the convention center smoking and talking about how it's gotten too commercialized. Then a combination of gettin' a bit slizzur'd up and Thorgerin' the shit out of some convention.
Daily activities: Booze, Bud, and Butt, not necessarily in that order.
Nightly Activities: See "Daily Activities"
What time I usually go to bed and get up: Whenever somebody wanna get busy!
Do you talk out of suit: Can i put "fucking duh?" as the answer here?
Do you talk in suit: Pet me and find out. Said the cat with a mischievous gleam in his eye.
Rules of engagement out of suit: My golden rule: "Don't be a Dick."
Rules of engagements in suit: Generally the above statement works here too.
How far is too far: Don't worry, i'll let ya know ;)
Can I dance with you: Bitches don't be knowin' bout my Charleston/Peabody swagger. Yes you can flail rhythmically in my vicinity.
Can I take pictures with you: Yep Yep! Just nothing that's going to stop me from getting a job one day.
Can I buy you things: Just remember kids, "A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer." -M. Hedburg
Best communication medium to reach you: I prefer communication large, thank you. With that said, if you got my number, him'me up, if you don't got it, get it!
See Y'all in Pittsburgh!

XanderJL
~xanderjl
have fun and I better see pics of you in pilgrim hat and suit!... oh wait it's not that kind of pilgrimage? Where's the turkey or cornucopia? :p

xdeadlockxfan
~xdeadlockxfan
God damn, I am so jealous of you! I wish I was going! But I spent the money on a fursuit instead. Have fun! Maybe I'll end up going next year.