Stolen mostly-verbatim from Rondie....

ANTHROCON 2013 MEME (Dealer's Version)


Where are you staying?
Courtyard Marriott--best deal for dealers, really, because it's actually closer to the dealer's room than the Westin. Shocking, I know.

What day are you getting there?
As soon as I can convince my mother it is time to go on Wednesday morning.

How are you traveling?
Mom and I are driving there! She's got a friend in Pittsburgh she's been wanting to visit with.

Who are you rooming with?
 agentelrond  darker-kain and  scribbledragon Our room will be BEST ROOM. Invite-only.

Who will you hang out with during the con?
My dealer's table. We will be bestest friendses. Also I want to get some good party time in with  2gryphon and  toastrabbit because I miss my west-coast homies. Other than that… AS MANY FRIENDS AS I CAN MANAGE!

How is the best way to find you?
COME TO THE DEALER'S CAVERN: Table B-06. Easy to remember and spot, because I'll be right next to the one with the giant "2 THE RANTING GRYPHON" sign over it. :D Also I made a map. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10946985/ Or rather, I uh... labeled a map.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
I am a dealer. Panels are what happens to other people. I really want to catch a Sardyuon performance. Probably the Sunday one, since the Saturday night one sort of makes it impossible for me to have dinner. And those old guys who get on stage and get drunk and fall down. Always a good time.

What do you look like?
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd......24711471_o.jpg More or less. Likely will not be wearing quite as much makeup. XD
(okay so that's mostly a joke to play off Rondie's post because I never actually wear makeup except when I'm a robot. More like https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hpho.....51460271_n.jpg plus a fez. Just look for the fez.)

Will you be suiting?
Nah man, I don't fit in those things. Neither does my budget.

Do you do free art?
I think I've already done all the free art for all the people I wanted to do free art for. I can't think of any others.

Do you do trades?
Mmmmaybe. It usually happens with artists I really like, but am too poor to be able to commission outright. Sometimes I do trades as a discount. What I am saying is that I'll come to you.

Do you do badges?
I work in 3D. What I CAN do is trace a badge that you already have and make it into a super-cool window cling! But only if you get it to me before Sunday.

Do you do commissions?
Hells yeah! I'm actually offering something new this year; instead of getting your character as a regular pipey, you can double the price and double the awesome by getting it as a fancy shmancy WIRE pipey!
Also, I will have some really neat puppets that I'm selling for one of mom's friends. REALLY neat puppets.

What is your gender?
Rather female. Have you seen these hips? They don't lie. They also don't talk in general.

How tall are you?
About 5'5"

Can I talk to you?
Please do! Just don't worry if I don't talk back very much, I can be sort of introverted and might be focused on a cool commission.

Can I touch you?
Let's not and say we did. If I feel like a hug, let me initiate it, okay? Otherwise, handshakes are best.

How can I find you?
Table B6! You can also follow my twitter feed floppybelly for updates. Or text and ask me. 7404078022

Can I visit your room?
That depends ENTIRELY on who you are. I'm probably not going to be the one to invite you, because I tend to use my hotel room at a convention as my introvert-sanctuary. It is for sleeping and relaxing and being quiet. If I want to party, let's do it in YOUR room!

Can I buy you drinks?
I prefer food. But if you find me at the bar… never mind. Just buy me some sushi or chocolate. Or if you must, a Bailey's and Kahlúa on the rocks is a good way to get my attention. (That sounds really good actually, Rondie! Thanks for the suggestion!)

Can I give you stuff?
Presents? I LOVE PRESENTS!

Are you nice?
I try my best, but sometimes I can be a little standoffish around people I don't know yet. Just don't be offended if I am on the quieter side or have humor that is a little different from yours.

How long are you going?
Arriving Wednesday afternoon, leaving Monday afternoon, hopefully in time to catch my 4pm class.

Do you have Dealer's Den table?
COME TO TABLE B-06 I WILL HAVE CANDY!!! (lol no but I will have pipeys and scarves and puppets and how-to booklets and beanie babies and oh-so-many window clings.)

Will you be going to parties?
Depends if anyone invites me. (I AM LOOKING AT YOU  arcticpete!!!)

Will you be performing?
Not so much. I'll try to make it to as many of the performance panels as I can though, so like... The old drunk guys, that one bird with the piano, and that band with the ginger kid who is way too tall.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
If I'm at my table, buy something! If I'm wandering the halls, a shout of "Floppy!" or "Flops!" or "You with the fez!" works.

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Taaaabbblleee Beeeeeeeee Zerrrrooooo Siiixxxxx!!!

What/where will you be eating?
I might bring some hotel room food because I lost my job and am poor. Otherwise I'll be trying to keep it cheap or eating whatever other people give/buy for me.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
It is a terrible thing to dine alone at AnthroCon. If we are talking and you have no plans for dinner, let me know. I'll see what we can do.

Can I take your picture?
If you can make it look good, be my guest. I rarely get my picture taken at conventions because I'm not one of those cool people wearing a carpet. Also, you are more than welcome to take pictures of my work, since it's 3D and you can't steal it like that ;3

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Sell art. Take orders. Chill with friends. Maybe, possibly, sneak away from my table to see some panels. ;_;

SEE YOU IN THE CITY OF STEEL!!