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Anthrocon Meme stolen from Agent Elrond
12 years ago
ANTHROCON 2013 MEME (Dealer's Version)
Where are you staying?
The Westin, because I'm a creature of habit.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday in the afternoon. Travel arrangements made mandatory by traveling with friends.
How are you traveling?
US Airways, so don't disrupt my flight or I will tackle and handcuff you.. no seriously.
Who are you rooming with?
Pedrolerenard and two new folks!
Who will you hang out with during the con?
I'll be hanging out with pedrolerenard and such other people as will suffer my presence so probably not many people. I WILL be at the Tails and Tactics table, ringing things up with my cheery mask on.
How is the best way to find you?
Look in the dealers table or send me a PM on FA, I check it regularly. I'll be at table F21G, the Tails and Tactics table selling cards.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
I don't know yet, probably not this year except maybe the 2 show, Matthew Ebels' performance. The Charity show, that sort of thing that everyone goes to who can.
What do you look like?
Approximately 6 foot tall bipedal evolved ape in a 3 piece black suit with a DHS pin on the Lapel. Come and find out!
Will you be suiting?
Possibly, I'm getting my partial this year at AC!
Do you do free art?
I have almost mastered horrible stick figures.
Do you do trades?
That would be up to pedrolerenard we might be able to trade a deck or two for something, it'd all depend.
Do you do badges?
I do not, sadly, but I sell posters!
Do you do commissions?
I'm not an artist really.
What is your gender?
This is a largely immaterial question but I am male.
How tall are you?
About 6'1"-6'2" depending on which circle K i'm getting my energy drinks at.
Can I talk to you?
Please do!
Can I touch you?
I do shake hands, other than that I'd have to know you, or you'd be in a cool suit and I initiate said hug. Or you need to be on the ground in some kind of distress at which point I'll be wearing gloves but yes.
How can I find you?
The Tails and Tactics Table F21G
Can I visit your room?
Maybe, but its boring there, lets go out and get food instead! I'll probably even pay if I know you!
Can I buy you drinks?
After some rather horrible debauchery at last years Anthrocon I'm cutting back on drinking, however I may accept certain brands of scotch on the rocks provided I'm not into one already.
Can I give you stuff?
I am an objectivist and I believe in trading values. If you want to give me something, understand I will be required to reciprocate.
Are you nice?
That's entirely a matter of opinion. I'm something of a Jackass and a drunkard, but I'm friendly and loyal to a fault. I'm a servant of the people, in the literal sense, so I do my best to be helpful. I am sometimes required to throw people to the ground and handcuff them, but usually its nothing personal.
How long are you going?
Arriving Thursday afternoon leaving Monday Morning.
Do you have an artist table?
I have a dealers table!
Will you be going to parties?
If I'm invited, there's a lot of people I like and who for some reason tolerate my presence or at least enjoy my stories from work, if they want me somewhere I'll go, but I'm way more boring sober, which I will be this year.
Will you be performing?
If you buy the full foot locker (that's all 4 decks, all 4 posters, and a book), I will do a little dance.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Any normal way, do not try to skulk by with a large square parcel on your back wrapping in burlap however, that attracts the entirely wrong kind of attention.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Tails and Tactics Table F21G
What/where will you be eating?
Probably the Fish Market and also wherever Fernando sets up.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you notice me going somewhere tag along, but there's a select list of people I feed and water on my dime. Admittedly that list grows every year. Don't try to be part of it, its just something that happens.
Can I take your picture?
I sincerely prefer not to ever have my face photographed and especially not ever my face and voice videotaped together. I do RL undercover work and you're putting both my and your own safety at risk. That being said, I do turn up in the backgrounds of some still pictures.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
I would like to see some friends, maybe not make a complete ass of myself, and see Tails and Tactics sell well. Which this journal probably won't help. Oh Also I'm gonna drive
Witchiebunny crazy because I do that! And I wanna see Ursula Vernon again, she's a very nice lady who apparently got stuck in the machine that hands out imagination on her way through, seriously, she has more ideas in an afternoon than I do in a week! Maybe buy something new from 2, talk cars with toast... its all a pipe dream, I'm gonna be sitting a dealers table, and my associate has asked me to bring the leg shackles from work...
Where are you staying?
The Westin, because I'm a creature of habit.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday in the afternoon. Travel arrangements made mandatory by traveling with friends.
How are you traveling?
US Airways, so don't disrupt my flight or I will tackle and handcuff you.. no seriously.
Who are you rooming with?
Pedrolerenard and two new folks!Who will you hang out with during the con?
I'll be hanging out with
pedrolerenard and such other people as will suffer my presence so probably not many people. I WILL be at the Tails and Tactics table, ringing things up with my cheery mask on.How is the best way to find you?
Look in the dealers table or send me a PM on FA, I check it regularly. I'll be at table F21G, the Tails and Tactics table selling cards.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
I don't know yet, probably not this year except maybe the 2 show, Matthew Ebels' performance. The Charity show, that sort of thing that everyone goes to who can.
What do you look like?
Approximately 6 foot tall bipedal evolved ape in a 3 piece black suit with a DHS pin on the Lapel. Come and find out!
Will you be suiting?
Possibly, I'm getting my partial this year at AC!
Do you do free art?
I have almost mastered horrible stick figures.
Do you do trades?
That would be up to
pedrolerenard we might be able to trade a deck or two for something, it'd all depend.Do you do badges?
I do not, sadly, but I sell posters!
Do you do commissions?
I'm not an artist really.
What is your gender?
This is a largely immaterial question but I am male.
How tall are you?
About 6'1"-6'2" depending on which circle K i'm getting my energy drinks at.
Can I talk to you?
Please do!
Can I touch you?
I do shake hands, other than that I'd have to know you, or you'd be in a cool suit and I initiate said hug. Or you need to be on the ground in some kind of distress at which point I'll be wearing gloves but yes.
How can I find you?
The Tails and Tactics Table F21G
Can I visit your room?
Maybe, but its boring there, lets go out and get food instead! I'll probably even pay if I know you!
Can I buy you drinks?
After some rather horrible debauchery at last years Anthrocon I'm cutting back on drinking, however I may accept certain brands of scotch on the rocks provided I'm not into one already.
Can I give you stuff?
I am an objectivist and I believe in trading values. If you want to give me something, understand I will be required to reciprocate.
Are you nice?
That's entirely a matter of opinion. I'm something of a Jackass and a drunkard, but I'm friendly and loyal to a fault. I'm a servant of the people, in the literal sense, so I do my best to be helpful. I am sometimes required to throw people to the ground and handcuff them, but usually its nothing personal.
How long are you going?
Arriving Thursday afternoon leaving Monday Morning.
Do you have an artist table?
I have a dealers table!
Will you be going to parties?
If I'm invited, there's a lot of people I like and who for some reason tolerate my presence or at least enjoy my stories from work, if they want me somewhere I'll go, but I'm way more boring sober, which I will be this year.
Will you be performing?
If you buy the full foot locker (that's all 4 decks, all 4 posters, and a book), I will do a little dance.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Any normal way, do not try to skulk by with a large square parcel on your back wrapping in burlap however, that attracts the entirely wrong kind of attention.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Tails and Tactics Table F21G
What/where will you be eating?
Probably the Fish Market and also wherever Fernando sets up.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you notice me going somewhere tag along, but there's a select list of people I feed and water on my dime. Admittedly that list grows every year. Don't try to be part of it, its just something that happens.
Can I take your picture?
I sincerely prefer not to ever have my face photographed and especially not ever my face and voice videotaped together. I do RL undercover work and you're putting both my and your own safety at risk. That being said, I do turn up in the backgrounds of some still pictures.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
I would like to see some friends, maybe not make a complete ass of myself, and see Tails and Tactics sell well. Which this journal probably won't help. Oh Also I'm gonna drive
Witchiebunny crazy because I do that! And I wanna see Ursula Vernon again, she's a very nice lady who apparently got stuck in the machine that hands out imagination on her way through, seriously, she has more ideas in an afternoon than I do in a week! Maybe buy something new from 2, talk cars with toast... its all a pipe dream, I'm gonna be sitting a dealers table, and my associate has asked me to bring the leg shackles from work...
AllyCat
~allycat
Have fun!
Bryantfox
~bryantfox
OP
Come to an Anthrocon again already... GEEZ!!
