AC meme I guess
12 years ago
If you can't see this you're not watching hard enough.
A little late I guess but nonetheless:
Where are you staying?
That's for me to know and you to have some small semblance of a chance of finding out.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday noon/afternoon.
Departure?
Soon.
Transportation?
Driving
Who will you be rooming with?
The most preferential of people that accept me. First preference being myself.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
All sorts. Who knows!
Will you be suiting?
Unlikely
What is your gender?
Fluid.
How tall are you?
5.8876 ft
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
No, and no.
Can I talk to you?
Sure, just avoid intentionally sneaking up on me, it's a good way to trigger my anxiety and make me never want to see you again.
Can I touch you?
Only if we've "touched" each other before. Otherwise I will initiate any touching.
How can I find you?
Text me and wait for me to find you is probably the best way. Look for bird badges with blue stripes.
Can I visit your room?
Probably. Getting into it is another story.
Will you be going to parties?
If I'm not already going to parties, probably.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Approach me like a civilized person and call me "Eagle" or "EB" or flat out "Eaglebird". I should turn around. If I don't, please try to continue acting like a civilized person and vying for my attention in a respectable and non-annoying manner.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Check your privilege. Maybe. Don't make any bets.
Can I take your picture?
If it is of utmost importance to you that I be included in a photograph then I won't object.
Why are you going?
To see friends and enjoy my time with them. Some of them I don't even get to see annually!
Where are you staying?
That's for me to know and you to have some small semblance of a chance of finding out.
What day are you getting there?
Thursday noon/afternoon.
Departure?
Soon.
Transportation?
Driving
Who will you be rooming with?
The most preferential of people that accept me. First preference being myself.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
All sorts. Who knows!
Will you be suiting?
Unlikely
What is your gender?
Fluid.
How tall are you?
5.8876 ft
Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
No, and no.
Can I talk to you?
Sure, just avoid intentionally sneaking up on me, it's a good way to trigger my anxiety and make me never want to see you again.
Can I touch you?
Only if we've "touched" each other before. Otherwise I will initiate any touching.
How can I find you?
Text me and wait for me to find you is probably the best way. Look for bird badges with blue stripes.
Can I visit your room?
Probably. Getting into it is another story.
Will you be going to parties?
If I'm not already going to parties, probably.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Approach me like a civilized person and call me "Eagle" or "EB" or flat out "Eaglebird". I should turn around. If I don't, please try to continue acting like a civilized person and vying for my attention in a respectable and non-annoying manner.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Check your privilege. Maybe. Don't make any bets.
Can I take your picture?
If it is of utmost importance to you that I be included in a photograph then I won't object.
Why are you going?
To see friends and enjoy my time with them. Some of them I don't even get to see annually!
FA+

I will, alas, not be in attendance, but if you for some reason find yourself on I-94 going through metro Detroit, give me a holler.