I know this only applies to everyone in the U.S., but I just wanted to make sure everyone has a awesome time tomorrow. I'll be doing the celebrating in my own way, usually involving beer, food, more beer, swiped parade candy, even more beer, fireworks, and the hangover that comes from said beer.

...Don't judge me. You'll probably do the same thing. Anyway, happy 4th and, be sure not to set off fireworks near your home. Firefighters tend to frown on that.