And you completely deserve our nice comments, Vole.
Wait a minute! Voln? Voln? Your name is Voln?!?
And all this time, we thought you were Vole.
Nice people of FA, we have been grievously misled! We have praised the wrong man. And now, to preserve our sense of honour and fair play, we must retract our nice comments and give them to the artist who truly deserves our fawning regard: Vole.
Vole, O Vole, Mighty Vole, if you can read these words: we apologize. We gnash our teeth. We beat our chests. We grovel. We beg for your gracious pardon.
And as for you, Mr, uh... Voln, I believe it is -- as for you, Mr Voln, you shall hear from our ferret-faced and parrot-voiced lawyers on Monday morning. Bright. And. Early.
Sincerely, with abject repentance... and with mob resentment, torches, and clutchy pointed rake things,
Oh who am I kidding. This is you we're talking about. *Smirks*
Wait a minute! Voln? Voln? Your name is Voln?!?
And all this time, we thought you were Vole.
Nice people of FA, we have been grievously misled! We have praised the wrong man. And now, to preserve our sense of honour and fair play, we must retract our nice comments and give them to the artist who truly deserves our fawning regard: Vole.
Vole, O Vole, Mighty Vole, if you can read these words: we apologize. We gnash our teeth. We beat our chests. We grovel. We beg for your gracious pardon.
And as for you, Mr, uh... Voln, I believe it is -- as for you, Mr Voln, you shall hear from our ferret-faced and parrot-voiced lawyers on Monday morning. Bright. And. Early.
Sincerely, with abject repentance... and with mob resentment, torches, and clutchy pointed rake things,
The Such Nice People
YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREAT TODAY!
They CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!