1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?

i would have sex with all of you... i'm friends strictly with sexy motherfuckers.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?

sex erry day erry day

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?

i sleep as far away as possible from the bottomless pit of despair and misery and also probably moldy food on the end of my bed..

4. Do you masturbate?

no sir im a good catholic boy

5. How often? Lately?

i am going to tell you that my answer to the last question was a lie to distract you from the fact that i am not answering this question

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?

maybe but it would have been by accident and also i was drunk

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?

baths are gross you basically sit in like your own filth and just ew showers

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?

i tried but my anus did not agree with me

9. Do you watch/read pornography?

GEE WHIZ TAKE A GANDER AT THE SITE YOU'RE ON AND MAKE AN EDUCATED GUESS

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?

it's not good sex unless i bleed at some point ok that's excessive but i love aggression

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?

huehuehue

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?

fuck no lol

13. Would you choose love or money?

probably money because i'm hayley

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?

waterboarding, listening to ke$ha.. no no ew

being commanded to do stuff, slapping biting, basically being treated like a worthless prostitute, also those are all basically the same thing whatever

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?

i don't think i have a personal line of respect i'm literally such a cunt

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?

cleveland

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?

in my dreams

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?

nope yolo!

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?

hahaha not unless i was working

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?

drinking is bad no

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?

not yet :(

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?

someone tried to pick me up once but i was so fat that i broke their arm and i had to call 911 and i cried for a long time

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?

oh yes baby i did that like 5 minutes ago

24. What's your sexuality?

kinsey 6 baby

25. Had sex in a movie theater?

define sex .3.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?

ew what do i look like, a mcdonalds employee?

27. Have you ever had sex at work?

hahaha, me? i don't work!

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?

i'm not an adult pshh

29. Bought something from an adult store?

obviously i just stood in the parking lot and they threw dildos at me and i paid them

30. Do you own any sex toys?

does my boyfriend count as a sex toy

31. If yes, how many and what are they?

my boyfriend maybe you still havent answered me

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?

if anyone does please delete them i am frequently drunk ok

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?

HAHAHAHAHAHA that would be awkward!

34. Have you ever had phone sex?

ew why would you do that with a phone where do you even put it in

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?

maybe.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?

SURE WHY NOT

37. What's your favorite sexual position?

i like to be on bottom and then i hold the pizza in my hands and then i eat it and then i cry because i am alone

38. What's your favorite sex act?

having sex.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?

not yet... :I that may change very soon lolwut

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?

none of you because you're all spineless assholes. jk DO ET