Stoled from BNG and everyone else in the world who's doing this right now because I thought it'd be funny but ended up being almost appropriate for most, terrible for some, and hilarious for at least one.

1. Open your music library.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
7. ???
8. PROFIT!

Songs:

Opening Credits:
Bruce Springsteen - My City Of Ruins (Uhhh....okay.)

Waking Up:
Phish - Swept Away (This would probably put me to sleep instead of wake me up)

First Day At School:
Rod Stewart - Reason To Believe (But which school?)

Falling In love:
Dave Matthews Band - Sleep To Dream Her (Wow -- this was appropriate)

Fight Song:
Eagles - Get Over It (This almost works...)

Breaking Up:
Paul Van Dyke - Today (This does NOT work...)

Prom:
Basement Jaxx - Romeo (The sort of reason I wouldn't go to a prom!)

Life's OK:
Alanis Morissette - Utopia (...hmmmm...)

Mental Breakdown:
Journey - Open Arms (HAH HAH HAH)

Driving:
Beethoven - Fur Elise (I must be stuck in traffic somewhere)

Flashback:
Steve Miller Band - Space Cowboy (We're going back to the 1970s all right...)

Getting Back Together:
Madonna - Ray of Light (Hmm...no.)

Wedding:
The Byrds - Tum Tum Tum (It's a hippie-dippie wedding!)

Birth of Child:
Beatles - In My Life (Seems a bit premature...)

Final Battle:
Bruce Springsteen - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (BEST. PICK. EVAR.)

Death Scene:
Genesis - Home By The Sea (This is about a burglar who breaks into a house only to find it haunted and becomes captured, forced to listen to their stories for the rest of his life. Technically, a death scene, but a LONG ONE.)

Funeral Song:
Grand Funk Railroad - Closer To Home (Well, this works, too!)

End Credits:
Four Tops - Sugar Pie Honey Bunch (Sufficiently peppy for end credits)