Karma likes to dump on me, eh? Finally get a job, drive out to orientation all fine and dandy. Start it up to leave and I lost a cylinder. Drive it home, drive it to get it checked out today, leaking gas like a fucking sieve from out of the blue. Just got home with it and its sitting in the drive away from the house just in case it decides to catch on fire all Michael Bay film like due to the drip hitting the exhaust system.

So- I gotta source new transportation within two weeks on a zero budget. The good thing is the jobs a straight shot down the back roads from me, about ten miles each way so maybe I can get by on a moped.