SO ANTHROCON WAS A PRETTY GOOD A+ THING THAT HAPPENED.

The highlights:

Wednesday - Vancon with my roomies. Lots of selfies and beating up MJ.

Thursday - Finally picked up Renegade's new fursuit body. I sat myself in the giant box and then rolled around in it and tore it the fuck apart. MOST FUN I HAD ALL WEEKEND right next to STANDING IN LINESSSS #boxcon
Also missed the fireworks because lightning or something? :c

Friday - Walking back from the con center in suit with  renegadeisamonster and MJ, a bride and groom pulled us over outside the Omni for wedding pictures! Drunkenly, she told us it would make her night if we came upstairs for the first dance...SO WE DID. Elevated up to the 17th floor to roll in, DJ shouting "WELCOME TO THE FURRIESSS" and GET LOW blasting. SO WE DANCED WITH THE DRUNKEN ADULTS FOR A GOOD SONG OR TWO. Left when we were offered drinks. Screamed all the way back to our hotel room. #weddingcon

Saturday - FURSUIT PARADE. I forget what else happened today except that I made a drunk Marbles pet plastic rocks.
Drinky drank a lil with Monty and the underage crew shhhh then me and Renegade explored the 17th floor of the Omni and enjoyed the view from an open ballroom. Some other furries came in and asked to chill, which was chill, but then we attracted a security person who told us to scram. Apparently she didn't see me and Renegade though cuz she was closing the door and about to lock us in until we pushed open the fucking door LOL woops

Sunday - Mustache crew took a photo in honor of Camstone Fox who couldn't make it. Then  marblesbravetail,  kalira, Renegade, MJ and I went down to the river to take pretty pictures. What do you know a family in a boat rolls up, wants pictures with their kid, and then TAKES US ON LIKE A FUCKING HOUR LONG BOAT RIDE. The kid was stoked, we wore the captains hat, Marbles and Renegade drove the boat, and we waved to the onlookers on shore. One of the ladies told us this was the first time another lady there was out after recovering from cancer, so we sure did make her day memorable :3c They also gave us some Canadian beer for our troubles. Guests of honor at #boatcon
Then we screamed all the way back to the Omni :D

Then I drank myself sick but it's ok because Scribbles (He's like Mary Poppins with alcohol!), Renegade, and Monty took good care of me and they are all getting hand-written thank you notes and fruit baskets <333


THERE WAS BASICALLY A LOT OF SCREAMING AT THIS CONVENTION.
A list of the stupid phrases shouted or done repeatedly:
hmm yes quite / indeed yes / quite good / delectable
weesnaw
jaaaames baxter
none pizza with left deer tit
woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop
pelicans! AHHH
do you dvd / d v do you d / d v yes indeed
do you how do / how do you how / arm bellybutton do you do
-however you want to type Renegade's lizard tongue noises- / pthbthtphtbhthpbth
mailfailcon2013
fucking federal way washington
-aggressive redneck dancing-
-duck waddling with Mama MJ-


SHOUTS TO ALL THE PEEPS I HUNG WITH or shouted at in passing LEMME SEE UH Renegade MJ Subastian Scribbles Xoven Kalira Kaltag Zane Alice Marbles Joanna Sam Eric Nina Monty+crew Mikey Alec Enigma Chris Ace Koda Kofu Humphrey Dyani and UM YEAH

Overall it was the best week of my life and now I'm going to hibernate until Friday ok bye

LOVE TO ALL Y'ALL
SERIOUSLY HOPING TO GET A ROOM FOR MEGAPLEX ;D HECK YEAH LAST MINUTE PLANNINGGG
P.S. see y'all NC furs at the meet next weekennddddd~