[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

fuck off.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?

once, to see how it works.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

For. There's too many humans.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

Yes. Actually, it would fail with a male president just the same.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

There are movies about it, there are news reports, why shouldn't I believe? It's not like it's against rules of physics or whatever.
(seriously, I consider it a milder punishment than lifetime sentence)

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

Yes. Then you'd get a quality-controlled stuff, not colth hemp dunked in bleach.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

huh, yes. It implies marriage should -eventually- happen after the sex...

[08] Do you believe in God?

Yes, and She believes in me too.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

No. Different-sex marriage should be delegalized.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

No. It ruins the US economy, internal safety and so on. All the better.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

No.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

Isn't it already? Ah, you mean the US. Then I don't care.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

No, not until the US economy is bled dry.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

AFAIK, it is. But really, I don't care. If you have trouble commiting suicide, go to 4chan, the guys there will more than gladly help you.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

No, I believe in natural horsemanship.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

I don't have a million dollars :(

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

McCain. He would finally let the world take a breath from the US.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

I'm afraid they won't!