But I'm sure I won't buy anything unless I already reeeeaaally wanted it; let me just take a casual glance at the store pa-

BORDERLANDS 2 ON FLASH SALE FOR $10

FULL SEASON PASS OF ALL CAMPAIGN DLCs ALSO $10

CHARACTER DLC's $3-something

AAAAAH

EVERYTHING ELSE IS ON SALE TOO

GAMES

AAAAAH