INTERNETS!
I RETURN TO YOU LIKE A WANDERER CAUGHT WAY TO LONG IN THE DESERT OF NONCONNECTION.
LIKE A PILGRIM TRAVELING TO AND FRO TO THE OASIS CALLED LIBRARY.
TO QUENCH A THIRST THAT BURNS IN THE DRY PARCHED LANDS OF SUN...
YES.

BUT I WILL WANDER NO MORE! I AM AT HOME, WITH MY SPARKLIN' NEW INTERNET!
AND I WILL TALK IN CAPS ALL DAY.

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