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Dear Varien...
12 years ago
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***Dear 
Varien,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your car but keeping your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and I love Oprah.
Go milk a cow,
~
klonoap
Varien,I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when I quoted Forrest Gump at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on your "My Little Pony" collection. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your car but keeping your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and I love Oprah.
Go milk a cow,
~
klonoap
threetails
~threetails
He sounds very octagonal. Perhaps all he really needs is a little purple?
but aliens dont wear hats.
threetails
~threetails
Ask 
kobi-lacroix about Twinkles and his apple sauce.
kobi-lacroix about Twinkles and his apple sauce. 
DivRank
~divrank
What just happened?
TalynAmbereye
~talynambereye
SCIENCE
datgingercat
~datgingercat
I'm dying of laughter while reading these xD;
