***Dear Thuban,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm joining the Convent. I think I realized it when you When you put cuffs on me Under the bus and I saw you Sit on The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're Sterile enough to understand That your driving sucks. I'm returning your Your love letters to me but keeping Your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I Always wanted to break your legs and Thanks for the Cocaine.

Your everlasting enemy,

~Bolo



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