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Corgi, you're the only one that's even gonna recieve this.
17 years ago
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[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
I have the guts to answer them, do you have the guts to read them? Of course you do, shush.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Legalized? No. Illegalized? Still no.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Sure, why not? Women's bodies are their own freakin' business. That being said, while I do think that abortion is okay <bold> in certain circumstances </bold>, I do not think it should be used as a method of birth control. For something like rape victims or incest, sure go ahead. But if you're too cheap/lazy to use birth control (but not cheap/lazy enough to go get the little spawn sucked out of you, never really figured that out), then you're stuck with them. Welcome to earth ya little schmuck.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Probably not. I don't really believe that any woman could or would ever let this crap happen. Well, maybe for one or two days...but then it'd be all business and that nonsense.
...what? Don't look at me like that. I'm a misanthrope, not a bloody misogynist.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
They bring the convict into the chamber, they kill him, kinda hard not to believe in. I mean, it's not like Santa Claus or God...oh wait, did you mean whether it's moral or not? Of course I believe in it. There are certain people who simply do not deserve to live. Then there are others who should be incarcerated along with a mandatory steralization so they may never sew their seed on the earth.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Sure. If it was, it would be just the same as alcohol. It was fun before it was legal (like how drinking was fun when you were young, but now that it's legal, it's all blah), but then it would just sort of dissolve into the ether. Just make certain that proper precautions are taken, education about it, and scary ass propaganda.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm not for it, I'm not against it. It's one of those things that doesn't really affect me.
[08] Do you believe in God?
Nope. I believe in Jesus, the prophet Mohammed, Lao Tzu, Buhdda, etc. I believe they were all good, smart people that jus wanted their people to find a better way of living, but their disciples were nincompoops who misquoted them and took their words out of context. I do not believe in the big giant invisible man in the sky that can see everthing (be he named God, Yahweh, Allah or whatever), and that's my opinion.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Of course. But wouldn't the same sex every night get boring and repetitive? (I kid, I kid) Yeah, the fact that it isn't just shows how far behind we are as a people.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Not at all. If anything, we have to do something about all the Mexicans coming across the border without going through customs.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
What the hell is a twelve year old doing with a baby?!
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It is eighteen. God save the queen and Oh Canada, muthafuggah! ^^
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It's gone on for too long, it's a forgotten cause. Get out of there.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Oh god yes. I was spanked as a child, and I never once thought twice about it. Mind you, I was never beaten. If I was being naughty or, for lack of a better term, "bad", I got hauled over whatever parent was there, and got my ass smacked right in public. It's painful, humiliating, and at that age, it taught me if I didn't want that to happen again, just shut up and do as your told.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Sure I would. Then I'd use some of the money to buy some more american flags. What's the problem here?
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Hmmm...honestly, I don't know. McCain scares the crap out of me, and as for Obama...well, not to wish the man any harm, but if he does become president, it's very likely that he'll be assassinated. Think about it, black democrat. Nah, that shit doesn't fly down there. But even so, he seems like a guy who gets things done.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Not at all.
[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??
Fuck that, call John McLain.
I have the guts to answer them, do you have the guts to read them? Of course you do, shush.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Legalized? No. Illegalized? Still no.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Sure, why not? Women's bodies are their own freakin' business. That being said, while I do think that abortion is okay <bold> in certain circumstances </bold>, I do not think it should be used as a method of birth control. For something like rape victims or incest, sure go ahead. But if you're too cheap/lazy to use birth control (but not cheap/lazy enough to go get the little spawn sucked out of you, never really figured that out), then you're stuck with them. Welcome to earth ya little schmuck.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Probably not. I don't really believe that any woman could or would ever let this crap happen. Well, maybe for one or two days...but then it'd be all business and that nonsense.
...what? Don't look at me like that. I'm a misanthrope, not a bloody misogynist.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
They bring the convict into the chamber, they kill him, kinda hard not to believe in. I mean, it's not like Santa Claus or God...oh wait, did you mean whether it's moral or not? Of course I believe in it. There are certain people who simply do not deserve to live. Then there are others who should be incarcerated along with a mandatory steralization so they may never sew their seed on the earth.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Sure. If it was, it would be just the same as alcohol. It was fun before it was legal (like how drinking was fun when you were young, but now that it's legal, it's all blah), but then it would just sort of dissolve into the ether. Just make certain that proper precautions are taken, education about it, and scary ass propaganda.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm not for it, I'm not against it. It's one of those things that doesn't really affect me.
[08] Do you believe in God?
Nope. I believe in Jesus, the prophet Mohammed, Lao Tzu, Buhdda, etc. I believe they were all good, smart people that jus wanted their people to find a better way of living, but their disciples were nincompoops who misquoted them and took their words out of context. I do not believe in the big giant invisible man in the sky that can see everthing (be he named God, Yahweh, Allah or whatever), and that's my opinion.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Of course. But wouldn't the same sex every night get boring and repetitive? (I kid, I kid) Yeah, the fact that it isn't just shows how far behind we are as a people.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Not at all. If anything, we have to do something about all the Mexicans coming across the border without going through customs.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
What the hell is a twelve year old doing with a baby?!
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It is eighteen. God save the queen and Oh Canada, muthafuggah! ^^
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
It's gone on for too long, it's a forgotten cause. Get out of there.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Oh god yes. I was spanked as a child, and I never once thought twice about it. Mind you, I was never beaten. If I was being naughty or, for lack of a better term, "bad", I got hauled over whatever parent was there, and got my ass smacked right in public. It's painful, humiliating, and at that age, it taught me if I didn't want that to happen again, just shut up and do as your told.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Sure I would. Then I'd use some of the money to buy some more american flags. What's the problem here?
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Hmmm...honestly, I don't know. McCain scares the crap out of me, and as for Obama...well, not to wish the man any harm, but if he does become president, it's very likely that he'll be assassinated. Think about it, black democrat. Nah, that shit doesn't fly down there. But even so, he seems like a guy who gets things done.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Not at all.
[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??
Fuck that, call John McLain.
