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"The Controversial Survey"
17 years ago
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Well apparently I do. >:C (left this untouched from
krat
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Not likely. I love caffeine, but fear I could not control a habit of anything stronger
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
For it by default. I really don't think I should have a say over what females I don't even know do with their bodies or any extras that they happen to be growing. If humanity ever gets put on the "endangered" list because of dwindling numbers, I may change my mind, however.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Frankly, I think females should be in charge of the world and males kept on very short leashes.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes. I actually believe it would be far more humane than making people sit in prison for life.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. Really, quit wasting my tax dollars prosecuting people for enjoying a natural substance. Regulate it like alcohol or tobacco, that way less kids will be able to get their hands on it.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Premarital, postmarital, whatever. If it feels good, do it. If it kills you, at least you had fun dying.
[08] Do you believe in God?
The Hebrew God was an alien that got too involved in his experiment. I do believe in a supernatural God also.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I think it's preposterous that it's even a question. As far as I'm concerned, if a person wants to marry a sack of potatoes the gov't shouldn't be wasting its time trying to stop them.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yes. Period.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
If she has the means to support the child, why not?
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It should be lowered to eighteen months. Honestly, if we didn't make such a big deal of it, it wouldn't be a big deal.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Ask the people of Afghanistan how that would work.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Seeing as unassisted suicide is illegal, I'd have to say yes. Seriously, though, refer to my answer for [03]
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I fully support a parent's right to spank their children. Wait...let me rephrase that...I feel that parents have a responsibility to spank their children if those children refuse to respond to all other forms of discipline. Really, the point of raising children is to teach them how to act in the current society they have to live in and if there is no intolerable, or at least unpleasant, consequence to refusing to learn how to properly act, there is no real impetus to learn.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Certainly. I would buy the flag, hire a bugler, lay the flag on the ground, then set fire to it as the bugler plays "taps." Gimme my million. I don't even have to leave my country as it was properly disposed of.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
McCain. Really, I don't think the answer to fix the economy is higher corporate taxes that would further discourage corporations to invest in America, I don't support higher taxes on fuel companies that would push prices at the pump even higher, I don't support increased social programs that I, as a single male, would have to pay higher taxes for and couldn't take advantage of. Besides, I just can't find the impetus to look for the proper combinations of drugs that would let me properly enjoy liberal democrat philosophy.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
If I really cared, I wouldn't have involved myself in this.
Well apparently I do. >:C (left this untouched from
krat[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Not likely. I love caffeine, but fear I could not control a habit of anything stronger
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
For it by default. I really don't think I should have a say over what females I don't even know do with their bodies or any extras that they happen to be growing. If humanity ever gets put on the "endangered" list because of dwindling numbers, I may change my mind, however.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Frankly, I think females should be in charge of the world and males kept on very short leashes.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Yes. I actually believe it would be far more humane than making people sit in prison for life.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. Really, quit wasting my tax dollars prosecuting people for enjoying a natural substance. Regulate it like alcohol or tobacco, that way less kids will be able to get their hands on it.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
Premarital, postmarital, whatever. If it feels good, do it. If it kills you, at least you had fun dying.
[08] Do you believe in God?
The Hebrew God was an alien that got too involved in his experiment. I do believe in a supernatural God also.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I think it's preposterous that it's even a question. As far as I'm concerned, if a person wants to marry a sack of potatoes the gov't shouldn't be wasting its time trying to stop them.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yes. Period.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
If she has the means to support the child, why not?
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It should be lowered to eighteen months. Honestly, if we didn't make such a big deal of it, it wouldn't be a big deal.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Ask the people of Afghanistan how that would work.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Seeing as unassisted suicide is illegal, I'd have to say yes. Seriously, though, refer to my answer for [03]
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I fully support a parent's right to spank their children. Wait...let me rephrase that...I feel that parents have a responsibility to spank their children if those children refuse to respond to all other forms of discipline. Really, the point of raising children is to teach them how to act in the current society they have to live in and if there is no intolerable, or at least unpleasant, consequence to refusing to learn how to properly act, there is no real impetus to learn.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Certainly. I would buy the flag, hire a bugler, lay the flag on the ground, then set fire to it as the bugler plays "taps." Gimme my million. I don't even have to leave my country as it was properly disposed of.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
McCain. Really, I don't think the answer to fix the economy is higher corporate taxes that would further discourage corporations to invest in America, I don't support higher taxes on fuel companies that would push prices at the pump even higher, I don't support increased social programs that I, as a single male, would have to pay higher taxes for and couldn't take advantage of. Besides, I just can't find the impetus to look for the proper combinations of drugs that would let me properly enjoy liberal democrat philosophy.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
If I really cared, I wouldn't have involved myself in this.
And you know what? I'd do it again if given the chance!
sure
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
nope.
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
I believe that abortion is the law of the land, and that if you don't like it, get the law changed. Personally I am all for it under certain circumstances, but not for wanton sex. For that there are condoms, the pill, Depo-Provera shots, and surgery to "fix" it so you or your partner won't get pregnant. And if all of them fail, you can always try going without sex. Abstinence works every time it's tried, I know, I've been using abstinence for quite a long time now and I haven't managed to get anyone pregnant recently.
The circumstances I believe that abortion should be used in are as follows: Rape, Incest, the child would endanger the health of the mother during pregnancy, the child would be unable to live a full and meaningful life without constant attention, the child would be a burden on society, or the pregnancy would endangering the health and wellbeing of the mother
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
nope, and anyone that thinks so should stop fucking their cousin
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
Fuck Yes. I believe in the Death Penalty and I know it would work better if we used it more often. I am pro-choice, pro-suicide, and pro-death-penalty. I also believe in Public Floggings for minor offenses up to major offenses.
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
not really. been there, done that, drank the bong water. BUT I think we should de-criminalize it, and regulate it. as with prohibition back in the 1920's, people are going to do what they are going to do. Deal with it.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I refuse to marry someone before I know we are compatible in the sack. that's be like buying a car with out test driving it, or buying shoes on the internet without knowing what size they are, or vending machine food... I mean come one people! we have to have standards here.
[08] Do you believe in God?
I believe that every living and non-living thing in this universe IS god. all grokking things are god.
GOD GROKS.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I believe that a marriage is between people who love each other, not necessarily between man and woman and not necessarily between only two people. I also believe these "life partners" or "Civil Unions" should have the same rights as traditional hetero-couples are accorded now under the letter of the law. Why should heterosexual people be the only ones stuck in misery by marriage?
I believe that the word "Marriage" should not be a legal term.
I also believe that homosexuals have no more right to shove their sexual choice in my face anymore then heterosexuals have to shove their preference in my face.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Yes. I feel that illegal aliens/immigrants that integrate and assimilate into our society should be required to return home and enter legally... and the illegals that don't integrate should be arrested, tried, convicted, and killed as rapidly as possible including but not limited to shooting them as they attempt to cross the border into this country.
Any person leaving this country should be allowed to do so in any fashion they choose as long as it doesn't hurt others.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
If she has the means to support the child, and as long as it's her choice and the choice is not forced upon her.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Yes. Old enough to catch a bullet, old enough to catch a buzz.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
No. we are freeing oppressed people and establishing a much needed democracy in that region. we are STILL there by the invitation of the IRAQI people and legitimate government. we will withdraw when the time is right. Not Before.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
that is the current law. and I think that law is STUPID. why force people to SUFFER unnecessarily?
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Certainly. I would buy the flag, hire a bugler, lay the flag on a set of saw horses so it doesn't touch the ground, douse it with gasoline, then set fire to it as the bugler plays "taps." Gimme my million. I don't even have to leave my country as it was properly disposed of. it'd be better if it was done of Flag Day, but I don't wanna wait for MY millions.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
McCain. Really, I don't think the answer to fix the economy is higher corporate taxes that would further discourage corporations to invest in America, I don't support higher taxes on fuel companies that would push prices at the pump even higher, I don't support increased social programs that I, as a single male, would have to pay higher taxes for and couldn't take advantage of. Besides, I just can't find the impetus to look for the proper combination of drugs that would let me properly enjoy liberal democrat philosophy.
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Afraid? no. will they still do it? probably yes, but fuck them.
I'll post this in my journal next... I know, one or two of the answers were ALMOST exactly your answers, but hey, Great Minds Think Alike