Dear  faolan

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in your closet and I saw you hit on my boyfriend. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your pet rock but keeping your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and I'm scratching my butt as you read this.

I love Oprah,

Faukx










See: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4848384/