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12 years ago
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
No.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Yeah. One profits in nearly all of the cases.
3. Are you a virgin?
No.
4. Are you in a relationship?
Not now, no.
5. Are you in love?
Not yet no.
6. Are you single this year?
I was in relationship at the beginning of this year, broke up, and I now have 3 men courting me so I doubt it.
7. Can you commit to one person?
Definitely. Once I set my mind on one person, I stop eve thinking of other people (this does not include spiderman).
8. Describe your crush:
Hmm... I'm not in love, nor am I particularly "crushing" but I have ... intrigue to 3 people. I slightly chubby but lovely imaginative girl, A skinny, nerdy man ten years older than me with beard and a fascination towards army things and general geekyness. And A man around my age who is slightly chubby computer geek who we share a lot in common with.
9. Describe your perfect mate:
Has penis. Or talented tongue/fingers/ or will to use them or learn. Or will at least cuddle me goddamnit. All else is vocational.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
Yes.
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Not really. Or it depends of the case. Some small ones I will frown upon and then set a time that I need by myself to get over with it.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Not that easily no.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Wasn't this covered previously? I don't crush at the moment.
15. Do you have any piercings?
4 in each ear.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
It's cute.
20. Do you shower every day?
Every evening before bed, yes.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
3 people do. One of them I am totally not giving any feelings back. The two others I have given permission to court.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yeah. One of the candidates is a victim of puppy love.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
I did it for two years last time so Yes. yes I can.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I hope so.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
I guess I do. I'm not sure if I'm ready for it right now, but it would be nice.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
I guess some people have.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Nah.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
I guess not during the relationship?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Never
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
I would get better boobs or a fat suction. I doubt that I will tho'.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? over love?
Definitely. Tell me about it ugh. Stupid break up.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Love is such a strong word... I might of have?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
PSHHHH, yes.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
does receiving a blowjob count?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yes.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Yes.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
No...?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Not really.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Spiderman, please! Climb through my window and rape me! But I know you can't do such evil deeds. Climb through my window and make love to me passionately!
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Nah.
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
When I was in relationship and once after that.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
I have never taken time? I usually like to hold on to when kissing.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
Two years... TT_TT
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
3
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012?
3
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
how many TIMES? Once every day, sometimes thrice...365 multiplies with two which is average equals... 730 times? Let's make that 500. My boyfriend was a serious nympho, and I delivered.
47. How old are you?
20
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
Okay, that's cool. I wont be fighting over your attention, but be happy with the one you got, yeah?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
It used to be his kindness and understanding and how he always cheered my up and assured me when I was down, and how he kept calling me Burd. *cries*
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
First TRUE love would be my recent EX. I was so madly in love with him that he could of have thrown me off a cliff in to glass sharps, walked over me with spiked boots while spitting on me and calling me names. He could of have been killing me the most insufferable way, and at any moment if he had asked, I would of have done anything for him.
If he walked back to me, after finally breaking my heart, saying that he was honestly sorry and that he DID love me after all and that his mind had just been a haze of delusion, and how he never felt anything with any of me friends he made fall in love with him, and if he came to my doorstep with a flower bouquet and a ring in his hands, I would cry, slap him, and then accept like the bitch that I am.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
At the moment... A childhood friend of mine has my sanity in a small jewelry box that plays nursery rhymes if you open it. If she told me to jump off a bridge, I would not even question her.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
I have given up on everyone, because I am sick of depression. I'm only recently allowing people chances.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
No.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Who doesn't have someone like that?
55. Share a relationship story.
Was depressed, A cool guy came by. We had common ideas. We were happy. We never fought. He started to slowly move in to my 22 square meter flat where we lived together for a year. I had to deal up with the fact that his previous girlfriend died. It was hard for both of us. Then we moved to our own house. We were happy. I was planning family and wedding. Best friend fell in love with him. I had no idea what to do. I became depressed. School was rough. I loved my boyfriend, he supported me. Everything was great. Suddenly he breaks up with me after two years saying we would be better off friends. He takes the apartment. I'm homeless for a week. I find a new apartment. After a week from the breakup my Ex is together with my best friend from school. I get depressed as fuck.
56. State 8 facts about your body:
1. I am overweight.
2. I prefer to walk slow
3. I have a cute face.
4. My toes are hideous. They have lumps on the joints.
5. I have small hands.
6. I have short hair.
7. I have blue eyes.
8.I have scars. On my knee thanks to a biking accident, on my brow because I hit it in a basketball goal, and all the scars after fighting with my sister.
57. Things you want to say to an ex:
Crawl up and die. Be together with you dead perfect ex girlfriend, and leave my friends alone! I NEED THEM TOO. I still haven't gotten over you, because you took away every friend I had who could help me with this shit!
When will I get over myself?!?!?! FUCKING NEVER!
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1. Approve my animals.
2. Approve my childishness.
3. cuddle.
4. Make me laugh.
5. Promise/Provide me support and security.
59. What do you look like?
a chubby female with short dyed hair. I have a nice smile, and eyes that are the most kind. I have nice glasses.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
4 years. If I get together with this person courting me, it will be 11.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Honestly it's their hair. I have a crap vision, so I point the first MAJOR thing that is not going to change in them. After that I'm full personality babe!
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
He would wear the spiderman costume in bed, role play me spiderman, and not remove that thing during sex other than to expose the good parts.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
Intercourse. Penetration. Oral is not sex yet in my mind.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Doing anything physically sexual without your partners consent. I'm fine with sex outside of marriage as long as my partner tells me that "HONEY! Is it cool if I go fuck my friends wife?" "Yes darling! Be home for dinner!". Kiss is okay if it does not have any feeling in it. Like goodbye kisses etc. All else needs consent.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Oral... Fingering?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
Spidermaaaaaan~
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Sitting on a sofa, a soda and a bag of chips, honey in your armpit, watching movies while you cuddle.
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight.
69. What turns you off?
being too full of yourself.
70. What turns you on?
small lingering touches that promise me things.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I dream a lot, but I never dream of sex. I usually get very high emotions in dreams from besic things. I was about to die of content in a dream when someone hugged me.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
I'm a Fin. Fin's don't really talk during sex. talking is awkward.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Buy me chocolate/candy/flowers to surprise me, or take me out to eat.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
I love beards and body hair. The more manly my men, the better.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
randomly bought me a plushie.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I bought him matching rings in portal theme... *cries*
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
As long as it's legal, nothing matters. My sister is 18 and is dating a man over thirty. One of my possible future boyfriends is 32 years old. At first it was a surprise, because I doesn't look like it, and I fear that he sees me as a brat, but if it works, then it works. That's that. Love doesn't look gender or age.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
Dirtiest in what way? I read a HUUUGE AMOUNT of gay porn in the internet? That's not really a secret but a well known fact...
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
When my friend fell in love with my boyfriend during last winter. I did not know how to take it.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
When I was together with my ex. I might of said this to a friend of mine when drunk too...
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Names? Friends or celebrities? This seriously should be more definined guestion
Spiderman
Deadpool
Nightcrawler
Slade
Stiles.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
Janika I guess. she's a good childhood friend.
83. Who was your first kiss with?
In junior school there were these games... I don't remember shit from so far behind.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
He stopped loving me.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Yes
No.
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Yeah. One profits in nearly all of the cases.
3. Are you a virgin?
No.
4. Are you in a relationship?
Not now, no.
5. Are you in love?
Not yet no.
6. Are you single this year?
I was in relationship at the beginning of this year, broke up, and I now have 3 men courting me so I doubt it.
7. Can you commit to one person?
Definitely. Once I set my mind on one person, I stop eve thinking of other people (this does not include spiderman).
8. Describe your crush:
Hmm... I'm not in love, nor am I particularly "crushing" but I have ... intrigue to 3 people. I slightly chubby but lovely imaginative girl, A skinny, nerdy man ten years older than me with beard and a fascination towards army things and general geekyness. And A man around my age who is slightly chubby computer geek who we share a lot in common with.
9. Describe your perfect mate:
Has penis. Or talented tongue/fingers/ or will to use them or learn. Or will at least cuddle me goddamnit. All else is vocational.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.
11. Do you ever want to get married?
Yes.
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
Not really. Or it depends of the case. Some small ones I will frown upon and then set a time that I need by myself to get over with it.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Not that easily no.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Wasn't this covered previously? I don't crush at the moment.
15. Do you have any piercings?
4 in each ear.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
It's cute.
20. Do you shower every day?
Every evening before bed, yes.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
3 people do. One of them I am totally not giving any feelings back. The two others I have given permission to court.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Yeah. One of the candidates is a victim of puppy love.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
I did it for two years last time so Yes. yes I can.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
I hope so.
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
I guess I do. I'm not sure if I'm ready for it right now, but it would be nice.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
I guess some people have.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Nah.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
I guess not during the relationship?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Never
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
I would get better boobs or a fat suction. I doubt that I will tho'.
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? over love?
Definitely. Tell me about it ugh. Stupid break up.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Love is such a strong word... I might of have?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
PSHHHH, yes.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
does receiving a blowjob count?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yes.
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Yes.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
No...?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Not really.
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Spiderman, please! Climb through my window and rape me! But I know you can't do such evil deeds. Climb through my window and make love to me passionately!
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Nah.
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
When I was in relationship and once after that.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
I have never taken time? I usually like to hold on to when kissing.
43. How long was your longest relationship?
Two years... TT_TT
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
3
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012?
3
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
how many TIMES? Once every day, sometimes thrice...365 multiplies with two which is average equals... 730 times? Let's make that 500. My boyfriend was a serious nympho, and I delivered.
47. How old are you?
20
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
Okay, that's cool. I wont be fighting over your attention, but be happy with the one you got, yeah?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
It used to be his kindness and understanding and how he always cheered my up and assured me when I was down, and how he kept calling me Burd. *cries*
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
First TRUE love would be my recent EX. I was so madly in love with him that he could of have thrown me off a cliff in to glass sharps, walked over me with spiked boots while spitting on me and calling me names. He could of have been killing me the most insufferable way, and at any moment if he had asked, I would of have done anything for him.
If he walked back to me, after finally breaking my heart, saying that he was honestly sorry and that he DID love me after all and that his mind had just been a haze of delusion, and how he never felt anything with any of me friends he made fall in love with him, and if he came to my doorstep with a flower bouquet and a ring in his hands, I would cry, slap him, and then accept like the bitch that I am.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
At the moment... A childhood friend of mine has my sanity in a small jewelry box that plays nursery rhymes if you open it. If she told me to jump off a bridge, I would not even question her.
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
I have given up on everyone, because I am sick of depression. I'm only recently allowing people chances.
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
No.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Who doesn't have someone like that?
55. Share a relationship story.
Was depressed, A cool guy came by. We had common ideas. We were happy. We never fought. He started to slowly move in to my 22 square meter flat where we lived together for a year. I had to deal up with the fact that his previous girlfriend died. It was hard for both of us. Then we moved to our own house. We were happy. I was planning family and wedding. Best friend fell in love with him. I had no idea what to do. I became depressed. School was rough. I loved my boyfriend, he supported me. Everything was great. Suddenly he breaks up with me after two years saying we would be better off friends. He takes the apartment. I'm homeless for a week. I find a new apartment. After a week from the breakup my Ex is together with my best friend from school. I get depressed as fuck.
56. State 8 facts about your body:
1. I am overweight.
2. I prefer to walk slow
3. I have a cute face.
4. My toes are hideous. They have lumps on the joints.
5. I have small hands.
6. I have short hair.
7. I have blue eyes.
8.I have scars. On my knee thanks to a biking accident, on my brow because I hit it in a basketball goal, and all the scars after fighting with my sister.
57. Things you want to say to an ex:
Crawl up and die. Be together with you dead perfect ex girlfriend, and leave my friends alone! I NEED THEM TOO. I still haven't gotten over you, because you took away every friend I had who could help me with this shit!
When will I get over myself?!?!?! FUCKING NEVER!
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
1. Approve my animals.
2. Approve my childishness.
3. cuddle.
4. Make me laugh.
5. Promise/Provide me support and security.
59. What do you look like?
a chubby female with short dyed hair. I have a nice smile, and eyes that are the most kind. I have nice glasses.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
4 years. If I get together with this person courting me, it will be 11.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Honestly it's their hair. I have a crap vision, so I point the first MAJOR thing that is not going to change in them. After that I'm full personality babe!
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
He would wear the spiderman costume in bed, role play me spiderman, and not remove that thing during sex other than to expose the good parts.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
Intercourse. Penetration. Oral is not sex yet in my mind.
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Doing anything physically sexual without your partners consent. I'm fine with sex outside of marriage as long as my partner tells me that "HONEY! Is it cool if I go fuck my friends wife?" "Yes darling! Be home for dinner!". Kiss is okay if it does not have any feeling in it. Like goodbye kisses etc. All else needs consent.
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Oral... Fingering?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
Spidermaaaaaan~
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Sitting on a sofa, a soda and a bag of chips, honey in your armpit, watching movies while you cuddle.
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight.
69. What turns you off?
being too full of yourself.
70. What turns you on?
small lingering touches that promise me things.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I dream a lot, but I never dream of sex. I usually get very high emotions in dreams from besic things. I was about to die of content in a dream when someone hugged me.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
I'm a Fin. Fin's don't really talk during sex. talking is awkward.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Buy me chocolate/candy/flowers to surprise me, or take me out to eat.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
I love beards and body hair. The more manly my men, the better.
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
randomly bought me a plushie.
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
I bought him matching rings in portal theme... *cries*
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
As long as it's legal, nothing matters. My sister is 18 and is dating a man over thirty. One of my possible future boyfriends is 32 years old. At first it was a surprise, because I doesn't look like it, and I fear that he sees me as a brat, but if it works, then it works. That's that. Love doesn't look gender or age.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
Dirtiest in what way? I read a HUUUGE AMOUNT of gay porn in the internet? That's not really a secret but a well known fact...
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
When my friend fell in love with my boyfriend during last winter. I did not know how to take it.
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
When I was together with my ex. I might of said this to a friend of mine when drunk too...
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Names? Friends or celebrities? This seriously should be more definined guestion
Spiderman
Deadpool
Nightcrawler
Slade
Stiles.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
Janika I guess. she's a good childhood friend.
83. Who was your first kiss with?
In junior school there were these games... I don't remember shit from so far behind.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
He stopped loving me.
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Yes
