... who doesn't give one quarter of a flying fuck about the latest apparently globally critically important Royal birth over here? Headline news, our obscenely affluent in-bred hoorays have been spawning again. Congrats to them. Meanwhile somewhere at the bottom of the news site in small print, some 12 year old is badly injured in a car crash during what looks like inner city racing. Just a moment, let me finish reading the most important story first, about the latest addition to the land of privilege and sycophancy; and then I'll tell you more about the crash victim.