And it is more of a curse than it is a blessing. For those who have been over to my place a few times, they know to never leave there cups with whatever beverage they may be indulging in anywhere near me. The reason for that being is that I have the unnatural ability to be completely oblivious to its existence and end up knocking it over.

Its not just cups either! Bottles are in the unfortunate mix as well as bowls. They like to call it my "cup sensing powers" but to be honest, I don't understand why when I don't even realize that there are cups around. It is quite scary if you think about. For some reason our apartment has some sort of vendetta against all dishware. It started with our forks disappearing and turning into an unspeakable amount of spoons, and now I am forever cursed to knock anything containing a fluid over, spilling it everywhere.

I need to figure out how this will become useful to taking over the world. *picks up phone* "Hello there president of the world. This is Kc Cobalt. I am demanding the world or so help me god I will knock over all the expensive bottles of wine and cups of water in existence! MWAHAHA!!!" and they would be like "OH MY GOD GIVE HIM THE WORLD OUR WE WILL ALL DIE OF THIRST!" hmmmm there is no way this can fail ^^