No, I'm not dead! I've just had quite a bit on my plate lately. I've got a new job so of course that's taking up a massive chunk of my time, and for those of you who don't know, my laptop recently died. Having to go through the motions of getting a credit card and shopping around for a new one extended my absence by a few weeks. But things are up and running again so hopefully you'll see something from me here in a few days.

Until then, a controversial quiz I janked from Muzz.

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

This one answers itself.

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized, and become a strung-out, withered husk of a man/woman you are now?

Probably not, and I don't appreciate the assumption that I'm already a husk to begin with.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

I'm all for it as long as it's done in a timely manner. No getting cold feet in the second half and squatting on an eggbeater. However, should the life of the mother be in jeopardy then by all means.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

I think the world would fail with a Palin president. As soon as we get a SENSIBLE female candidate then I'll change my answer.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

Overcrowded prisons lol

But in all seriousness, I support it for those who deserve it. I'm talking about serial murderer/rapists, people who keep their daughters locked in the basement for god knows how long and do stuff to them, THOSE kinds of people. Yes, they can die, and I hope they burn in hell!

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

I don't do marijuana myself, but I wish they would legalize it so that'd be one less stupid thing to send people to prison for.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

For it! Just don't be a jackass about it. Use protection.

[08] Do you believe in God?

Not since I got in trouble in Sunday school when I was five for asking: If Adam and Eve were the first people, does that mean they were cavemen?

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

I do, and I think it's ridiculous that it hasn't been already because of the fear that homos like myself will bring an end to Western civilization as we know it.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

I kinda care. Mainly that they're getting in no strings attached while there are those who still go through the proper motions for it. And especially since the job market is as crappy as it is.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

Hellz no! And here I am wondering why the hell her parents let her give birth to the thing in the first place! She's not ready!

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

I've seen 18-year-olds and I say no. They're dumb enough without being inebriated.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

If there was a proper reason for it to still be going on, hell, if there was a proper reason for it in the FIRST place...
But there isn't, and never has been. We should GTFO, pronto.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

As long as the 'victim' is knowing and willing, then by all means.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

I actually want a bumper sticker that says 'Beat your child :D"
So yes, I believe in it.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

Why not? Bush himself would burn more than that for less cash, so I'll definitely burn one for a million.

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

Obama! Jeezus Christ, please let it be Obama!

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

I could care less what people think about me for my answers. It's who I am, and if they've got a problem with it then they can go take their displeasure elsewhere. I don't want, nor need all their drama.

[19] The President has been kidnapped by NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President??

...Are we talking about Bush? In that case: no. No I'm not.

But yeah, I hoped you enjoyed that little shpeel, and you can expect to see some art from me sometime soon. Until then, adiu.