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Character meme - Polec & Drew.
12 years ago
I stole this from 
wyraachur I figured it'd be humorous to answer with two characters and have them interact with each other because I love this stuff. :P
1.) What's your name?
Polec: Polec
Drew: Drew.
Polec: You have such a mundane name.
Drew: *sarcastic faces*
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Polec: Because that's what we're named?
Drew: Do I have to answer.
3. What is your status?
Polec: Reptilian and.. oh no wait. You meant marital status? Single?
Drew: Don't care.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Polec: Depends strongly where we are.
Drew: One thing that always follows is that I can whip you with my tail. >:(
5.) Stop being a hornswoggle!
Polec: I'm terribly sorry but I suggest you, old bean, to watch your troffle, old boy.
Drew: Ya weird brits and your Ginger Beer language.
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Polec: Depends what you mean by strong wrestler. I'm freaking EIGHT FEET TALL at my shortest. :| I think I'd win if I don't wind up accidentally cutting them with claws! You're lucky i'm not a Scytheclaw.
...I think you call those "Raptors", right?
Drew: Yes those are called "raptors".
Polec: at least I'd be able to outwrestle lanky longneck here.
Drew: Here comes another chinese earthquake.
*Wraps his tail around Polec's neck*
Polec: *GACK!* Ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr!
7.) Right... Have any family members?
Polec: *is too busy being strangled*
Drew: Why should you know?
8.) Oh? How about pets?
Polec: *pulls the tail off of him* Can you stop that please?
Drew: Nope.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like?
Polec: When spiky here tries to STRANGLE ME WITH HIS TAIL!!!!
Drew: Idiots... Usually I just whip them or headbutt them.
10.) Something that you do like?
Polec: Transforming people, hunting...
Drew: That sorta stuff.
Polec: What do you hunt, salads in the hidden valley ranch?
Drew: You know as anthros we technically are omnivores, right, you derptile.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Polec: Transforming people and playing video games.
Drew: Graffitting walls. You know that I can reach above.
12.) Have you ever gone through pain yourself?
Polec: It didn't even hurt when Drew tried to strangle me with his tail. So nyah ha ha.
Drew: *whips*
Polec: HEY!!!! *Bites Drew*
Drew: OW!!! Well I just went through pain right here!
13.) Ever had a strange dream before?
Polec: Ask my narrator.
Drew: Who the hell are you, some kind of a freudian psychologist? What do you care about my dreams?
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Polec: I'M A MUTHAFUCKIN TEEEEEEEE REX!!!!
Drew: Diplodocus.
15.) Your worst habits?
Polec: Uhm... I don't know.
Drew: How about my tendency to scratch ceilings in houses I enter? These aren't actually, you know they weren't made with longnecks in mind.
16.) Do you have a favorite artist you look up to anyone at all?
Polec: You know these guys paint so much better than those other humans did...
Drew: Those were CAVE PAINTINGS YOU DERPTILE!!
Polec: You saw them too.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Polec: A.
Drew: Do I care?
18.) Do you currently attend college?
Polec: Depends which version of me you're talking about. :P I graduated with top honours in the military university, thus qualifying me to start on the invasion of this planet earth, which is believed to have been home to a precursor civilization.
Drew: o.O
19.) Ever wanna get married one day?
Polec: Nope. We don't practice political marriage.
Drew: ...you know marriage is a lot more than that, right?
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Polec: I hope drew doesn't.
Drew: >:E
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Polec: Breaking the fourth wall.
Drew: Oh please. There are all sorts of things. What about what kinds of sadistic things your narrator might think about doing to you?
Polec: you know there's something called Mun Hell, right?
Drew: ...ooooh I like your thinking. >:}
22.)What colour is your hair?
Polec: ... I don't HAVE hair you fool!
Drew: Neither do I.
Polec: What about your spikes?
Drew: Well silver if that counts.
23.) Eyes?
Polec: Yellow.
Drew: Grey.
24.) What do you usually wear?
Polec: Sometimes nothing. Nothing wrong with wearing a DNA-cloak or military gear. You know, you need to carry stuff, you need it. Again this depends which version of me.
Drew: My shirt and indigo pants.
Polec: hahaha Indigo.
Drew: *whip*
Polec: Ow. My foot.
25.)What's your religion?
Polec: None. My kind doesn't have religion. At least... religion in the way you consider it. You know, we sort of just had faith that many of our understanding of nature was correct. Depends which version of me you're talking about.
Drew: I'm an ultra conservative Christian who believes strongly in SARCASTIC ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS!!!!!!
Polec: Buddy... calm down.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Polec: Nope.
Drew: yes.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
Polec: Gee, what a shocker. Drew, put that down.
Drew: time to crack the whip. *bang, tumble, crash, tinkle*
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Polec: I wish I lived on Venus. :P But you know long degrees.
Drew: Wish you lived on Jueonques.
Polec: Do I look like a Chiss to you? Or a Mammoth?
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
Polec: Well I say - one is ah jolly high class. one will noh jolly well goh doh high class things fancy lashing cups of teah or eat bangers and mash. because one is high class.
Drew: *headdesks*
30.) How many friends do you have?
Polec: A lot.
Drew: A lot.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Polec: Hm... I don't know.
Drew: Depending which version I am it's already me being changed... so what else is there?
Polec: Maybe your attitude?
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Polec: FEED MEH.
Drew: Depends what kind of pie you're talking about. There are some things that should not be made into a pie. Ever.
33.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Polec: Pies. You know there is a delicious delicacy that almost everybody eats. It involves a kind of pie that you take all sorts of meats in, then you sort of...
Drew: o,O
Polec: Better get used to it buddy... depending which version we are, you'll have to eat that.
Drew: But... can I still eat Pizza.
Polec: Of course. Except as long as you have scales or feathers you better eat like it.
Drew: What about putting our own twist on things, like what we Americans did to pizza?
Ben300: THAT IS NOT PIZZA!
Drew: Hey! This is my character meme. Get out of here Ben.
34.) Favorite drink?
Polec: the sour fruit juices of one of our conquered planets, then the one we terraformed to match it. @_@ I hope we some day terraform a planet in this solar system to be like that. I'm thinking maybe we could always try one of our 'lunar colony' plans too... I hear you got several gas giants with nice moons but they're just too cold. Great place to grow these things.
Drew: *just stands behind Polec and makes a yammering mimicky face*
35.) What is your favorite place?
Polec: Venus.
...at least what we did to it.
Drew: Boiling hell?
Polec: Buddy... you haven't seen it. Again this depends on our version. Maybe we'd love amusement parks.
Drew: You know us longnecks don't do well in those places. >:(
36.) Least favorite?
Polec: FREEZING HELL!!!!! Jueonques!!!
Drew: Or like Titan.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Polec: It's going to end when you make something like this.
Drew: You're way past twenty questions at this point.
38.) Well, it's over you bonkerballs!
Polec: Bonkerballs... I like that.
Drew: Good.
wyraachur I figured it'd be humorous to answer with two characters and have them interact with each other because I love this stuff. :P1.) What's your name?
Polec: Polec
Drew: Drew.
Polec: You have such a mundane name.
Drew: *sarcastic faces*
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Polec: Because that's what we're named?
Drew: Do I have to answer.
3. What is your status?
Polec: Reptilian and.. oh no wait. You meant marital status? Single?
Drew: Don't care.
4.) Have any abilities or powers?
Polec: Depends strongly where we are.
Drew: One thing that always follows is that I can whip you with my tail. >:(
5.) Stop being a hornswoggle!
Polec: I'm terribly sorry but I suggest you, old bean, to watch your troffle, old boy.
Drew: Ya weird brits and your Ginger Beer language.
6.) Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Polec: Depends what you mean by strong wrestler. I'm freaking EIGHT FEET TALL at my shortest. :| I think I'd win if I don't wind up accidentally cutting them with claws! You're lucky i'm not a Scytheclaw.
...I think you call those "Raptors", right?
Drew: Yes those are called "raptors".
Polec: at least I'd be able to outwrestle lanky longneck here.
Drew: Here comes another chinese earthquake.
*Wraps his tail around Polec's neck*
Polec: *GACK!* Ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr!
7.) Right... Have any family members?
Polec: *is too busy being strangled*
Drew: Why should you know?
8.) Oh? How about pets?
Polec: *pulls the tail off of him* Can you stop that please?
Drew: Nope.
9.) Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like?
Polec: When spiky here tries to STRANGLE ME WITH HIS TAIL!!!!
Drew: Idiots... Usually I just whip them or headbutt them.
10.) Something that you do like?
Polec: Transforming people, hunting...
Drew: That sorta stuff.
Polec: What do you hunt, salads in the hidden valley ranch?
Drew: You know as anthros we technically are omnivores, right, you derptile.
11.) Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Polec: Transforming people and playing video games.
Drew: Graffitting walls. You know that I can reach above.
12.) Have you ever gone through pain yourself?
Polec: It didn't even hurt when Drew tried to strangle me with his tail. So nyah ha ha.
Drew: *whips*
Polec: HEY!!!! *Bites Drew*
Drew: OW!!! Well I just went through pain right here!
13.) Ever had a strange dream before?
Polec: Ask my narrator.
Drew: Who the hell are you, some kind of a freudian psychologist? What do you care about my dreams?
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Polec: I'M A MUTHAFUCKIN TEEEEEEEE REX!!!!
Drew: Diplodocus.
15.) Your worst habits?
Polec: Uhm... I don't know.
Drew: How about my tendency to scratch ceilings in houses I enter? These aren't actually, you know they weren't made with longnecks in mind.
16.) Do you have a favorite artist you look up to anyone at all?
Polec: You know these guys paint so much better than those other humans did...
Drew: Those were CAVE PAINTINGS YOU DERPTILE!!
Polec: You saw them too.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Polec: A.
Drew: Do I care?
18.) Do you currently attend college?
Polec: Depends which version of me you're talking about. :P I graduated with top honours in the military university, thus qualifying me to start on the invasion of this planet earth, which is believed to have been home to a precursor civilization.
Drew: o.O
19.) Ever wanna get married one day?
Polec: Nope. We don't practice political marriage.
Drew: ...you know marriage is a lot more than that, right?
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Polec: I hope drew doesn't.
Drew: >:E
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Polec: Breaking the fourth wall.
Drew: Oh please. There are all sorts of things. What about what kinds of sadistic things your narrator might think about doing to you?
Polec: you know there's something called Mun Hell, right?
Drew: ...ooooh I like your thinking. >:}
22.)What colour is your hair?
Polec: ... I don't HAVE hair you fool!
Drew: Neither do I.
Polec: What about your spikes?
Drew: Well silver if that counts.
23.) Eyes?
Polec: Yellow.
Drew: Grey.
24.) What do you usually wear?
Polec: Sometimes nothing. Nothing wrong with wearing a DNA-cloak or military gear. You know, you need to carry stuff, you need it. Again this depends which version of me.
Drew: My shirt and indigo pants.
Polec: hahaha Indigo.
Drew: *whip*
Polec: Ow. My foot.
25.)What's your religion?
Polec: None. My kind doesn't have religion. At least... religion in the way you consider it. You know, we sort of just had faith that many of our understanding of nature was correct. Depends which version of me you're talking about.
Drew: I'm an ultra conservative Christian who believes strongly in SARCASTIC ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS!!!!!!
Polec: Buddy... calm down.
26.)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Polec: Nope.
Drew: yes.
27.) Well, it's still not over.
Polec: Gee, what a shocker. Drew, put that down.
Drew: time to crack the whip. *bang, tumble, crash, tinkle*
28.) Anyways, where do you live?
Polec: I wish I lived on Venus. :P But you know long degrees.
Drew: Wish you lived on Jueonques.
Polec: Do I look like a Chiss to you? Or a Mammoth?
29.) What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)?
Polec: Well I say - one is ah jolly high class. one will noh jolly well goh doh high class things fancy lashing cups of teah or eat bangers and mash. because one is high class.
Drew: *headdesks*
30.) How many friends do you have?
Polec: A lot.
Drew: A lot.
31.) If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
Polec: Hm... I don't know.
Drew: Depending which version I am it's already me being changed... so what else is there?
Polec: Maybe your attitude?
32.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Polec: FEED MEH.
Drew: Depends what kind of pie you're talking about. There are some things that should not be made into a pie. Ever.
33.) Alright. What's your favourite food?
Polec: Pies. You know there is a delicious delicacy that almost everybody eats. It involves a kind of pie that you take all sorts of meats in, then you sort of...
Drew: o,O
Polec: Better get used to it buddy... depending which version we are, you'll have to eat that.
Drew: But... can I still eat Pizza.
Polec: Of course. Except as long as you have scales or feathers you better eat like it.
Drew: What about putting our own twist on things, like what we Americans did to pizza?
Ben300: THAT IS NOT PIZZA!
Drew: Hey! This is my character meme. Get out of here Ben.
34.) Favorite drink?
Polec: the sour fruit juices of one of our conquered planets, then the one we terraformed to match it. @_@ I hope we some day terraform a planet in this solar system to be like that. I'm thinking maybe we could always try one of our 'lunar colony' plans too... I hear you got several gas giants with nice moons but they're just too cold. Great place to grow these things.
Drew: *just stands behind Polec and makes a yammering mimicky face*
35.) What is your favorite place?
Polec: Venus.
...at least what we did to it.
Drew: Boiling hell?
Polec: Buddy... you haven't seen it. Again this depends on our version. Maybe we'd love amusement parks.
Drew: You know us longnecks don't do well in those places. >:(
36.) Least favorite?
Polec: FREEZING HELL!!!!! Jueonques!!!
Drew: Or like Titan.
37.) Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
Polec: It's going to end when you make something like this.
Drew: You're way past twenty questions at this point.
38.) Well, it's over you bonkerballs!
Polec: Bonkerballs... I like that.
Drew: Good.
Hehe :P
