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The Controversial Meme
17 years ago
I picked this one up from 
frisby...again!
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Mostly...but gotta give it a different name just to be different.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
To the person who made this meme: Have you ever done that shit?!?!? It's like snorting battery acid up your nose! My drug days are long gone...especially trying ones as nasty as Meth. So that's a "No".
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Let's see...I'm not a woman, and I'm never going to ever have sex with a woman...so...
I.
DON'T.
CARE!
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
If it's Sarah Palin, for sure. If it's just about anyone else...it will probably do better than being run by men.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
No. I believe in Cruel & Unusual Punishment. Especially the "unusual" part. And death would put an end to that way too quickly.
Think of Hell's "Ironic Punishment Department" from The Simpsons...or Dante's Inferno...for instance:
Bank Robbers: they will be put in a room filled with nothing but coins so that eventually they have no choice but to swallow or inhale them. We'll use lots of those little Dutch 10 kronar pieces so they can fit up their nostrils...
Rapists: they will be butt-fucked with broom handles without lube by the most butt-fucking ugly women in the world over and over and over again while even more butt-fucking-uglier women suck their cock over and over and over again...
Murderers: for them we'll start with the Clockwork Orange treatment - strap them in a movie theatre with eyelids pulled open with metal lidlock devices and force them to view pictures of their victims while weak acid is being eyedroppered into their eyeballs, and Girl From Ipanema is being played over and over and over again very loudly...then the circular saws will come out and little by little....oh well, I think you get the idea...
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Like OMG-quick-before-I-exhale-this-bong-hit kind of "already"? Meh...see my answer to #10.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm against marriage. See my answer to #9. As far as having sex goes...I'm against uninformed parties having sex together. As long as they know and accept the risks of what they are doing, then I think whatever they do is just fine.
[08] Do you believe in God?
As an anthropomorphic old man with a beard dressed in robes involved and meddling in the affairs of humans and personally injured and angered if any one of his commandments are ever broken? Not at all.
But I do 100% believe that there is an infiniate intelligence that exists outside of this universe and all other space-time universes that has designed and created the basics of all of this so that it can grow and evolve to the point where that infinite entity is able to fully express itself through this creation of universes (although being infinite, that will take forever...), and that a network of intelligent beings of many levels who exist inside the universes are guiding and directing its progress ever so slowly towards that goal.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I think marriage should be illegal as far as secular law is concerned. Marriage is one of the seven Catholic sacraments, and because it is a religious sacrament it should have no place whatsoever in secular American laws.
All marriage licenses should be immediately declared null and void and replaced in state/federal law by domestic partnership contracts that can be entered into by any amount of consenting adults.
Then you can go get married in your church or synagogue or other place of worship if you feel a religious need to do so. And then those religions can be free to discriminate as they please as to whom can be married or not.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
What I think is wrong is having laws on the books that are not enforced. Like bicycles riding on the sidewalk. OK, yes, I know...there's not enough money to send police out to enforce that law. But when it happens right in front of their fucking face and they do nothing?!? Enforce the laws or get rid of them. Make pot smoking legal, or go and round up all the "medical" marijuana dispensaries and potheads and throw 'em in jail. Make it legal for anyone to come to the United States, or get rid of all the "migrant" workers who pick California's crops every year and everyone else who does not have the proper documentation to stay here.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Throw her parents in prison for a year, surgically remove that girl's vagina and have her stay with relatives, use a dull rusty knife to amputate the guy's penis who impregnated her, and give the baby to Sarah Palin to raise.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It should be raised to 30.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
I don't think we should have gone in there in the second place...just so W could finish up daddy's failure.
But now that we're there...it would be most dishonourable and cowardly to leave it in an unsecure status. We did that once before in Gulf War I. And ended up coming back. I say fuck trying to make them democratic - they're not ready for that yet. Just get a stable Iraqi government in there that won't turn into another evil dictatorship and that can efficiently handle the dissenters, and let's get out of there.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Suicide By Cop is always an option! Just go crazy and wave a deadly weapon around in front of a bunch of police and they will happily assist your suicide!
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Um...yes. I found it was a very efficient method of behavioural correction the few times I was on the receiving end of it. BUT...that being said...I don't think most people who have children love their kids enough and are mature themselves enough to be able to use corporal punishment at the correct times and in the correct ways for it to be useful.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'd do it for $10,000. I've never been more ashamed to be an American than these last eight years.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Ya know, the more I listen to McCain...the more I hear Richard Nixon and George W. Bush in his voice - the two worst presidents the United States has ever had. I can't take another four years of hearing a whiney-voiced president. And yes, I'm a racist. Anyone non-white who I can vote for to be president, I will. I've been waiting a long time for that to be possible...
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading your answers?
I do not care how others judge me. That is their opinion. Like assholes...everone has one!
frisby...again![01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Mostly...but gotta give it a different name just to be different.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
To the person who made this meme: Have you ever done that shit?!?!? It's like snorting battery acid up your nose! My drug days are long gone...especially trying ones as nasty as Meth. So that's a "No".
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Let's see...I'm not a woman, and I'm never going to ever have sex with a woman...so...
I.
DON'T.
CARE!
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
If it's Sarah Palin, for sure. If it's just about anyone else...it will probably do better than being run by men.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
No. I believe in Cruel & Unusual Punishment. Especially the "unusual" part. And death would put an end to that way too quickly.
Think of Hell's "Ironic Punishment Department" from The Simpsons...or Dante's Inferno...for instance:
Bank Robbers: they will be put in a room filled with nothing but coins so that eventually they have no choice but to swallow or inhale them. We'll use lots of those little Dutch 10 kronar pieces so they can fit up their nostrils...
Rapists: they will be butt-fucked with broom handles without lube by the most butt-fucking ugly women in the world over and over and over again while even more butt-fucking-uglier women suck their cock over and over and over again...
Murderers: for them we'll start with the Clockwork Orange treatment - strap them in a movie theatre with eyelids pulled open with metal lidlock devices and force them to view pictures of their victims while weak acid is being eyedroppered into their eyeballs, and Girl From Ipanema is being played over and over and over again very loudly...then the circular saws will come out and little by little....oh well, I think you get the idea...
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Like OMG-quick-before-I-exhale-this-bong-hit kind of "already"? Meh...see my answer to #10.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm against marriage. See my answer to #9. As far as having sex goes...I'm against uninformed parties having sex together. As long as they know and accept the risks of what they are doing, then I think whatever they do is just fine.
[08] Do you believe in God?
As an anthropomorphic old man with a beard dressed in robes involved and meddling in the affairs of humans and personally injured and angered if any one of his commandments are ever broken? Not at all.
But I do 100% believe that there is an infiniate intelligence that exists outside of this universe and all other space-time universes that has designed and created the basics of all of this so that it can grow and evolve to the point where that infinite entity is able to fully express itself through this creation of universes (although being infinite, that will take forever...), and that a network of intelligent beings of many levels who exist inside the universes are guiding and directing its progress ever so slowly towards that goal.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I think marriage should be illegal as far as secular law is concerned. Marriage is one of the seven Catholic sacraments, and because it is a religious sacrament it should have no place whatsoever in secular American laws.
All marriage licenses should be immediately declared null and void and replaced in state/federal law by domestic partnership contracts that can be entered into by any amount of consenting adults.
Then you can go get married in your church or synagogue or other place of worship if you feel a religious need to do so. And then those religions can be free to discriminate as they please as to whom can be married or not.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
What I think is wrong is having laws on the books that are not enforced. Like bicycles riding on the sidewalk. OK, yes, I know...there's not enough money to send police out to enforce that law. But when it happens right in front of their fucking face and they do nothing?!? Enforce the laws or get rid of them. Make pot smoking legal, or go and round up all the "medical" marijuana dispensaries and potheads and throw 'em in jail. Make it legal for anyone to come to the United States, or get rid of all the "migrant" workers who pick California's crops every year and everyone else who does not have the proper documentation to stay here.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Throw her parents in prison for a year, surgically remove that girl's vagina and have her stay with relatives, use a dull rusty knife to amputate the guy's penis who impregnated her, and give the baby to Sarah Palin to raise.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It should be raised to 30.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
I don't think we should have gone in there in the second place...just so W could finish up daddy's failure.
But now that we're there...it would be most dishonourable and cowardly to leave it in an unsecure status. We did that once before in Gulf War I. And ended up coming back. I say fuck trying to make them democratic - they're not ready for that yet. Just get a stable Iraqi government in there that won't turn into another evil dictatorship and that can efficiently handle the dissenters, and let's get out of there.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Suicide By Cop is always an option! Just go crazy and wave a deadly weapon around in front of a bunch of police and they will happily assist your suicide!
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Um...yes. I found it was a very efficient method of behavioural correction the few times I was on the receiving end of it. BUT...that being said...I don't think most people who have children love their kids enough and are mature themselves enough to be able to use corporal punishment at the correct times and in the correct ways for it to be useful.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'd do it for $10,000. I've never been more ashamed to be an American than these last eight years.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Ya know, the more I listen to McCain...the more I hear Richard Nixon and George W. Bush in his voice - the two worst presidents the United States has ever had. I can't take another four years of hearing a whiney-voiced president. And yes, I'm a racist. Anyone non-white who I can vote for to be president, I will. I've been waiting a long time for that to be possible...
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading your answers?
I do not care how others judge me. That is their opinion. Like assholes...everone has one!
#8) We should discuss sometime. I have had access to knowledge that describes it all in quite some detail!
Try the wine!
...Have another glass!
Our country has had a long tradition of keeping the state and religion separate. And the religious groups are the ones pushing for the discrimination against any two adults getting married.
They are so hung up on "marriage is between a man and a woman" that I say fine. Be that way. But in your own place. Not for everyone.