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A moment with Light.
12 years ago
"You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders." - Jor El, played by Russell Crowe, in the Man of Steel
Light: Allen einen schönen Abend. Du kennst mich, doch ich kenne Sie alle nicht. Das ist in Ordnung. Ich hasse euch alle. Ernst. STERBEN.
Interpreter: Good evening, everyone. You know me, yet I don't know you all. That is fine. I hate you all. Seriously. DIE.
Light: Ich habe mir eine Waffe an Ihrem geliebten Writerguy Kopf und zwang ihn, diese zu schreiben lange, Zeitschrift, herausgezogen, da möchte ich Sie informieren alle ich habe vor, um Ihre Gamestops und anderen Gaming-Geschäften zu sprengen.
Interpreter: I have put a gun to your beloved Writerguy's head and forced him to write this long, drawn out journal, because I wish to inform you all I plan to blow up your Gamestops and any other gaming stores.
Light: Ich werde jetzt den Interpreter, schießen, wie er sehr ist ärgerlich.
Interpreter: I will now shoot the interpreter, as he is VERY annoying... Wait, what?! *Gunshot and his body falls to the ground*
Light: HAH! Vhat an idiot. Vhy do people like him still have a job? I'm fucking Polish, and I speak perfect English. Tvat. Since he is a cheetah, I vonder if he tastes like chocolate heroin... Oh, vell.
*Points to a bound up, anthro cheetah-lady*
Light: I vill find out vith his daughter. The REAL point of this journal...?
Interpreter: Good evening, everyone. You know me, yet I don't know you all. That is fine. I hate you all. Seriously. DIE.
Light: Ich habe mir eine Waffe an Ihrem geliebten Writerguy Kopf und zwang ihn, diese zu schreiben lange, Zeitschrift, herausgezogen, da möchte ich Sie informieren alle ich habe vor, um Ihre Gamestops und anderen Gaming-Geschäften zu sprengen.
Interpreter: I have put a gun to your beloved Writerguy's head and forced him to write this long, drawn out journal, because I wish to inform you all I plan to blow up your Gamestops and any other gaming stores.
Light: Ich werde jetzt den Interpreter, schießen, wie er sehr ist ärgerlich.
Interpreter: I will now shoot the interpreter, as he is VERY annoying... Wait, what?! *Gunshot and his body falls to the ground*
Light: HAH! Vhat an idiot. Vhy do people like him still have a job? I'm fucking Polish, and I speak perfect English. Tvat. Since he is a cheetah, I vonder if he tastes like chocolate heroin... Oh, vell.
*Points to a bound up, anthro cheetah-lady*
Light: I vill find out vith his daughter. The REAL point of this journal...?
TO REMIND YOU ALL HOW FUCKING INSANE I AM!*cackles*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCWQh6bWZRM
Let the girl go. Or I shoot you in the doinker with a teddy-bear.
A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste™.
including the bit of brain