Ten Ways to Scare Furries
12 years ago
I found this on Facebook today...
10. Give them a job application
9. Ask for their rent because its due.
8. Offer them a solution to the problem at hand.
7. Tell them you're not interested in them sexually. [you know what? I've lost my best friends over this, at least 3 times over!]
6. Tell them you talked to someone they hate. [And I've lost friends to this one too!]
5. Have a social life. [I've lost furry friends to this one a lot. Wow, is the fandom really so shallow? "Yes. Yes it is."]
4. Be truthful and not overly dramatic.
3. Say "This is a Drama-Free Zone"
2. Tell them the internet/wifi is down and there won't be access for a while.
1. Introduce the importance of personal space and hygiene.
10. Give them a job application
9. Ask for their rent because its due.
8. Offer them a solution to the problem at hand.
7. Tell them you're not interested in them sexually. [you know what? I've lost my best friends over this, at least 3 times over!]
6. Tell them you talked to someone they hate. [And I've lost friends to this one too!]
5. Have a social life. [I've lost furry friends to this one a lot. Wow, is the fandom really so shallow? "Yes. Yes it is."]
4. Be truthful and not overly dramatic.
3. Say "This is a Drama-Free Zone"
2. Tell them the internet/wifi is down and there won't be access for a while.
1. Introduce the importance of personal space and hygiene.
Librios
~librios
lol nice XD

I can truthfully say numbers 8, 4, 3, and 2 actually do scare certain furries. Once when I told them the internet was down, I almost got the dramatic NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!
CJFur
~cjfur
That is funny, but sadly true.
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