I think friends with benefits are overrated.

Don't get me wrong, friends are okay, but benefits? Exact polar opposite. I mean, if I was asked how I would like to be someone's "friend with benefits," I'd say, "What would I say? How about... DROP DEAD!!!!!" then kick them in the crotch/ punch them in the boob and storm off in a huff while they writhe in pain.


But that's just me.