Borrowed from  roareyraccoon
Might be interesting. These views are the reason I created this secret identity, after all.

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

Sure, but could I instead re-post it as "The Survey of Controversy" instead? Or maybe "Ceci n'est pas une pipe"?

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?

Hell no. That shit's messed up.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

I think the only reason to be against it is for religious reasons, and I'm atheist. Therefore, it's up to the parents, and we'll just let their god deal with them, if applicable.

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

Isn't it constantly failing with a male president? A female president would make no difference. However, it might fail more than normal if Palin SPECIFICALLY became president. She scares me.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

Sure, I believe it exists. As for what you actually meant by the question, I see the death penalty as self-defense. If somebody has a habit of killing people, they should be removed from the Earth as soon as possible.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

Yes. Victim-less crime. There are tons more dangerous things to do that are legal.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

Generally against it, although I see marriage as a religious thing, and often detrimental to the two involved. The sole reason I don't recommend premarital sex is STD's, and the big decisions resulting if the condom fails.
Purely up to the two people involved. I have no intention of reproducing, personally.

[08] Do you believe in God?

I believe He exists... in people's imaginations.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

YES. As Roarey said, church and state are separate! Also, there are benefits to being married, such as medical decisions, and no sleeping around(ideally). Marriage(or civil unions) is more than just about sex. Who you choose to be your partner in life is your own business.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

They're refugees from a country that wasn't treating them well. I have no problem with the legal immigrants, although the illegal ones should definitely become legal. If they're legal, they're paying taxes, and therefore helping the country as much as any white or black folks.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

Up to the family. Nobody should have a baby at that age, though, because a 12-year-old can't possibly take good care of a baby, and the new grandparents are always roped into the parenting task.

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

21 is ridiculous. 16-year-olds are drinking alcohol, often responsibly. I don't know the best age to cut it off, but 18 is an improvement. If there was NO age limit, it wouldn't be as enticing to teenagers. A drunk 18 year old is just as dangerous as a drunk 30 year old.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

I don't care enough about politics to have looked too deeply into that, but I'm not really sure why we invaded Iraq in the first place.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

My grandpa layed on his deathbed. He was in pain. We knew that night would be the night, so we all went to him to comfort him in his last hours. The wait for him to die was horrible, and I wished I could put him out of his misery right then and there. Turns out, he didn't die that night. He lasted another week in that degraded state before his body gave up on him. We made that long drive to wait for him to die. What a waste. I wished I had a gun and the right to make it quick and painless for him. Would've been ridiculous to be put in jail for killing somebody who we knew wouldn't last long. His last pains were pointless.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

I have no children. However, it's a time-honored tradition with proven results. There are other methods, but they don't work on all children.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

Also agreeing with Roarey, "It's a bit of fabric lol". I'm not into symbolism. I AM into money, though.

[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?

I'm partial to Obama, but mostly due to my peers liking him. I haven't gathered enough information to actually vote for one or the other.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

Meh. You've been warned. "The Controversial Survey!"