the other day i was out shopping with my sis and she pointed out a rack of mens thongs going cheap.

(i think you can see where this is going)

i picked up 2 pairs.

one a shiny silver and one a shiny gold.

i suppose the "burger trick" i perform when drunk at barbeques (don't ask) came to mind.

but other than that no other reason came for me to buy them.

have you done anything similar?

come on fess up. cos' i know i'm not the only one to do stuff like that.