ANGER RANT TIME!!!!! FUCK YOU BATTLE.NET/BLIZZARD!!!!
12 years ago
General
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!
I get a fucking email saying I authorized my account email to being changed to a different...um, NO! So, I follow the links provided to report that I did not. I use the email for reporting my account has probably been hacked, only to receive an automated email telling me that the HACK email address will NOT respond to any problems dealing with accounts being hacked...WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PURPOSE OF THAT EMAIL THEN?????
So, I then try my best to use their automated account recovery system, only to discover that none of the methods they offer to recover my account will work for me... FUCKING YAY!!! I can't even send a ticket number, do a live chat, or call them, without logging in...I CAN'T LOG IN BECAUSE I'VE BEEN HAAAAAACKED!!!!! FUCKING DUMB FUCKS!!!!
So, after Googling for a phone number, I find one, call it...only to get an automated voice response telling me they are too busy to take my call, and to try the website...then it hangs up on me. I'M GONNA BREAK THE FUCKING KNEECAPS OF THE CEO OF BLIZZARD IF I EVER MEET HIM, AND THEN CURB STOMP HIS FAT FUCKING FACE!!!!!!
I get a fucking email saying I authorized my account email to being changed to a different...um, NO! So, I follow the links provided to report that I did not. I use the email for reporting my account has probably been hacked, only to receive an automated email telling me that the HACK email address will NOT respond to any problems dealing with accounts being hacked...WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PURPOSE OF THAT EMAIL THEN?????
So, I then try my best to use their automated account recovery system, only to discover that none of the methods they offer to recover my account will work for me... FUCKING YAY!!! I can't even send a ticket number, do a live chat, or call them, without logging in...I CAN'T LOG IN BECAUSE I'VE BEEN HAAAAAACKED!!!!! FUCKING DUMB FUCKS!!!!
So, after Googling for a phone number, I find one, call it...only to get an automated voice response telling me they are too busy to take my call, and to try the website...then it hangs up on me. I'M GONNA BREAK THE FUCKING KNEECAPS OF THE CEO OF BLIZZARD IF I EVER MEET HIM, AND THEN CURB STOMP HIS FAT FUCKING FACE!!!!!!
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Hope you can get that sorted out, man, that's really obnoxious.
Just keep plugging at it! Use direct email to their customer service if you can, that helped me last time I had a similar problem and couldn't get into my account.
And stay calm! Blizzard will restore any items lost if the hacker steals anything. :)
*Noogies a cheetah!*
If it was a legit email, well then no wonder why everyone hates them lately, seems like they have gone to shit.
In any case, I hope you get it worked out hun