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Urban meme
17 years ago
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Go to URBAN DICTIONARY and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1. Your Name: Alasdair
The act of inserting your penis up one's nose and pissing in it.
'Alasdair-ing is so gross'
2. Your Age: 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."
3. One Of Your Friends: Ben
A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."
4. What You Should Be Doing: Homework
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.
5. Your Favorite Color: Red
1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
1) "You reds!"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"
6. Your Birthplace: Melbourne
A city that exists in Florida, that no one gives a flying fuck about.
Melbourne has way too many palm trees.
7. Last Person You Talked To: Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"
9. Your Nickname: Al
Short for alcohol. Also has a connotation of referring to someone.
Everything was fine until Al decided to show up. After that, the whole night was a blur.
1. Your Name: Alasdair
The act of inserting your penis up one's nose and pissing in it.
'Alasdair-ing is so gross'
2. Your Age: 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."
3. One Of Your Friends: Ben
A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."
4. What You Should Be Doing: Homework
Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.
5. Your Favorite Color: Red
1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
1) "You reds!"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"
6. Your Birthplace: Melbourne
A city that exists in Florida, that no one gives a flying fuck about.
Melbourne has way too many palm trees.
7. Last Person You Talked To: Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"
9. Your Nickname: Al
Short for alcohol. Also has a connotation of referring to someone.
Everything was fine until Al decided to show up. After that, the whole night was a blur.
Ozfurs
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