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"I am 51% insane"
12 years ago
[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
Score: 1
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
Score: 2
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
Score: 6
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
Score: 8
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
Score: 10
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (and, I've purposely had ranch flavored dried crickets)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (no, but have mismatched my shoes and not realized it)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Score: 12
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you were scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (sometimes, other times, I juggle in bed)
Score: 15
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Score: 17
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am __% Insane"
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
Score: 1
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
Score: 2
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
Score: 6
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
Score: 8
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
Score: 10
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (and, I've purposely had ranch flavored dried crickets)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (no, but have mismatched my shoes and not realized it)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Score: 12
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you were scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (sometimes, other times, I juggle in bed)
Score: 15
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Score: 17
Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am __% Insane"
I'm guessing, the fact I posted this should add another point or 2 to my total :)