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Ben Drowned 3D (A parody of Ben Drowned)
12 years ago
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I woke up on a tuesday morning, my birthday. I was out sick, with the Coughflusyphlititis. Hell of a disease. I poured some Sugar-coated corn flakes into a bowl with some milk and grabbed an -insert brandname here-. I began to eat the cereal at the table I teleported to apparently and went ham on my food. As I finished, I noticed a small square 3DS game-shaped package. Wondering what it could be, I picked it up. It read,
DER FAGOT GRANDSUN
HERES YUR GEUFT
LUVE GRAMPAH
PS, GRAMA DYED
How thoughtful. I opened the package to reveal A blank 3ds cartrige. Shocker. I placed it in my 3ds and started it up. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D?!? YES!!! Thank you grandpa! I dropped my 3ds in excitement. "Fuck!" I shouted. The screen was cracked. But thanks to the magic of plot twists, it repaired itself instantly. But little did I know, as I hit play, my life would change forever. Brenda would have declined my friend request on Bacefook.
-CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON...-
-LoZOoT belongs to Nintendo
-Ben drowned belongs to someone else
DER FAGOT GRANDSUN
HERES YUR GEUFT
LUVE GRAMPAH
PS, GRAMA DYED
How thoughtful. I opened the package to reveal A blank 3ds cartrige. Shocker. I placed it in my 3ds and started it up. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D?!? YES!!! Thank you grandpa! I dropped my 3ds in excitement. "Fuck!" I shouted. The screen was cracked. But thanks to the magic of plot twists, it repaired itself instantly. But little did I know, as I hit play, my life would change forever. Brenda would have declined my friend request on Bacefook.
-CHAPTER 2 COMING SOON...-
-LoZOoT belongs to Nintendo
-Ben drowned belongs to someone else
p.s expect the unexpected hun :3