Hmm, next to nothing? ;3

Yes. :l

Perfect! =3

Something completely outlandish. Something nobody might expect a bouncer to dress up as.

Like...Gumby. Nobody expects to have their ass handed to them by Gumby. And then, what's more, if someone does get uppity, they'll have to live with the shame that they did have their ass handed to them by Gumby.

[i]Genius[i].


Ilu.

SHITFAIL.

me ;]

I'm gonna put it in you. ;o And wear your 9 year old ass out all night! ;OOOOOO

OHNOESSSSSS ;] i lyk tat

leather face

with bunny ears

three hundred plastic bags in various places




say you are a hobo

it was really nice being able to meet you at AC :3

we should totallyhang out :3

A KILT
THE TRADITIONAL WAY!
NO UNDERWEAR FOR YOU, MISTER!

>:((!

....be furself? XD i say dew eet

You should crossdress, so you can kick the shit outta people in a skirt and be entirely badass about it.

Thong. pink and frilly.


uh.

Go as a lion XD

a banana?

wear a banana hammock! >:O

http://www.funnypictures.net.au/use.....1163474829.jpg


xD

You could be a whore :D



















oh wait. :C

TOOLATE.

You could be a girl. :D



















oh wait. :C

*vagina*

If you've ever seen 'better off dead' you could be that creepy lil paperboy who runs around yelling GIMME MY TWO DOLLARS.
Like..
every time he shows up.

A ballerina tutu! D:

A gay steel mill worker.:O

You could just be lion from the Wizard of oz. *shrug*

Or ask some co-workers for ideas. Plus, what kind of
bar do you work at?

I HAVE THE WINNING IDEA, YOU FAGGOT.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj8XOr4G8js what Seth Green is wearing

Or, if you can find the clip, of them in the burger joint, Michael Alig wearing feathers and sequins..

Fuck, google Michael Alig or James St. James and PICK ONE.

ilu

Zombie :)