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DK Conspiracy
12 years ago
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So I was playing Donkey Kong Country with my little brother and we were just fooling around a whoel bunch when I came across a wonderous thought.
If DK or Diddy fall down a cliff and die or heck just forget dying and explain how they suddenly get into all these scattered barrels everywhere? An idea occoured. They don't, they are all cloned. It makes sense how you can have one fall down a cliff and 5 seconds later open a barrel that has one of them in it. How is this being done you might ask? Simple, using banana stim cells from banana fetus's. Thus they could keep cloning themselves. Which is why you have to get a certain amount of Bannana's before you can bring one back. Also it why EVERYONE ELSE in that work seems to be ok with the Banana theft. They stole them so he would stop he evil reign. But instead he gathers what he can, and slaughters countless innocences on his way to taking back his unethical methods of using the banana fetus's. What if the Hero in this game is really the villain? Seems far fetched but think about it...
If DK or Diddy fall down a cliff and die or heck just forget dying and explain how they suddenly get into all these scattered barrels everywhere? An idea occoured. They don't, they are all cloned. It makes sense how you can have one fall down a cliff and 5 seconds later open a barrel that has one of them in it. How is this being done you might ask? Simple, using banana stim cells from banana fetus's. Thus they could keep cloning themselves. Which is why you have to get a certain amount of Bannana's before you can bring one back. Also it why EVERYONE ELSE in that work seems to be ok with the Banana theft. They stole them so he would stop he evil reign. But instead he gathers what he can, and slaughters countless innocences on his way to taking back his unethical methods of using the banana fetus's. What if the Hero in this game is really the villain? Seems far fetched but think about it...
