Hey there, folks. I was just hit by a school bus on my bicycle today while looking for a job. I could REALLY use a commission or two to help pay for the bike repairs so that I can get back out on the job hunt.

For the record, I am unhurt past a nasty bruise along my left thigh. I've been biking a long time, plus I'm a professional wrestling fan... I know how to fall and roll to prevent serious injury. The bike chassis is mostly undamaged, but the front wheel was run over by the bus tire, and one pedal has to be replaced. I lucked out big that these seem to be the only major repairs. Still, I'm currently unemployed, and this is my only transportation. So if you can help me out, either bid on this auction or contact me directly for a commission, and I'll do what I can to work for my fix-it-up.