^^^^^ THIS FUCKR RIGHT HERE

IS A PERFECT LIL SHIT
AND HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME THROUGHOUT ALL KINDS OF BULLSHIT
AND THROUGHOUT ALL KINDS OF AWESOME SHIT

AND ON THIS DAY WHICH WE HAVE DUBBED THE DAY OF OOLPOOO

WE FINALLY DECIDED THAT WE'D BE BETTER OFF FACING ALL THE BULLSHIT TOGETHER
AFTER I WAS A PERFECTLY AWKWARD DOUCHE AND DID THE ASKING OUT THING LIKE A TRUE PRO

BAM BITCHES, BARUKH HAS ACQUIRED THE PERFECT MURRY PURRY GIRLFRIEND <3