Stolen from  Veridian

1 . YOUR REAL NAME:
Jake D'Mole (Obviously not my real last name but who cares.)

2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
jakizzle (Shwiggity mah homedawgs... god I'm white.. >w<)

3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Blackmole (It figures.. a detective is a mole.. durrrr..)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
D'Moja (I gots da mojo. do you?)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
White Dew! (The worlds most redneck hero ever!)

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Aoaakeole (... I have no idea how to pronounce that.)

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
umm... I dont really know my what my real fathers was so I dont think i can do this one.

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Blackliebe (Translation, Black love.. kinda cool)

If ya read this, yer tagged. Mwahahaha!