Reminder to self: Stop eating when reading the internet

Life is full of... I'd like to say, hypocrisies? I feel the same way. *pats your back*

Well they're two very different things, so... no.

its just like penises and vaginas, they look nice and inviting, but then they squirt out piss and sometimes other juices!

that is true

I find that weird, and I have thought about that too!


Your animal self is just savouring those sexy set of butts, poop and farts be damned!

Your human self, however, is fully aware what makes up poop and fart.

Oh, the horror.


I think this is the price we pay for being sexual AND self-aware.

Hmmm interesting viewpoint. Makes sense

Russian Roulette.

yes it is weird; seek medical help

alternatively, just look at more butts

I'll do the latter

Haha. I think it'd be more weird if you liked poop and farts but hated butts. :s

Yeah it is kinda weird that a lot of people like orifices that occasionally secretes stuff that most of us find the secretions detestable. As long as we take care of 'em and keep them clean and clean-looking, there won't be any problems. x3

P.S. I like butts too. So don't be embarrassed. ^^

What you said should be on a t-shirt! XD LOL

I like seeing underwear bulges, but I get turned off by seeing exposed dicks.

Fetishes and phobias are strangely specific, which is why they're so damned interesting!

My mind just exploded. I had no idea. No idea.

Horrible stuff comes out of every body part. Once I had this really ugly abscess on my leg and it was all leaking pus and ewwww.

Yet somehow, now that it's gone, I'm not afraid of legs.