This is a convo between me and a drunk friend of mine his name will be known as HORSE for privacy

Alpha
are you like...drunk?

Horse
o am vdrunk\

Alpha
bro, you need to go lay down

Horse
im good

Alpha
liar
you can't even type properly

Horse
np rally im good

Alpha
look at yourself horse, "im good" you say? you never use improper grammar
**gently pushes you towards bed "go get some rest you big lug"**

Horse
nii

Alpha
Horse, go to bed. You're drunk, and Hyliad is planning to try to get you to RP with him
go before its to late x3

Horse
nagh im gofod

Alpha
you can't even type properly!
i'm curious to know how well you talk

Horse
8i am decant enou9t to talk

Alpha
the only thing thats decent is that we can at least understand what you are typing. But I still stand that you do need to go lay in your bed and get some rest within the next hour or so
and don't drive anywhere

Horse
qi am dun
fune
fine

Alpha
...
no you aren't
and how did you manage to put a 9 where the G goes?
they aren't even close together

Horse
xshdnanbi an,

Alpha
da fuq? you are so drunk now
go to bed

Horse
n o

Alpha
-.-
i don't even know what you typed!
you are to drunk to be awake right now

and that was the convo cuz he left after that x3

if you have a funny drunk convo lemme know, i love reading them x3