To deserve such shit in this reincarnation?

My landlord is dragging me to court.
Reasons?

She claims i don't tend to my garden (WRONG!) and the sidewalk in front of the house (WRONG again!)..

She requests that i pay my rent on the 1rst of each month (explained her countless times that it's impossible for me as i'm never paid on the 1rst)

And she asks me to pay for the water an amount she claims i owe her.. after verification, she asks for about 36 months of payment..
And i'm in this apartment for.. 2 years only...? Moved in in 2011... o_O..
Also i pay an amount in my rent, as a "provision" that she forgot to deduct from her calculations..

Apparently it's HER who owes me money.. and quite a sum, i must add!

So tomorrow i'll go see a lawyer... i won't go down without a fight..

I'm nice and kind and cuddly.. but she won't like me when i'm angry!!!!