Okay, for those of you who don't know, I am the manager of a local atlanta UPS Store, so we see people shipping off all kinds of things. Taxedermied goat heads, bronze eagle statues (for mr. Stephen Colbert), plexi-glass encased peanut plants, all manner of odd, eccentric, and occasionaly atrocious pieces of random crap people want to give, sell, or just unload on other people. But today took the cake. A woman brought in a life-sized CPR manequin, and we had a chuckle about it, saying oh we're gonna have some fun, hehe. So we finish manefesting the shipment and get ready to pack this thing up and I notice something odd. Very odd. Disturbingly odd. I call over my associate and point to the object in questiona dn say "Hey, josh, what does that look like to you?" To which his response was "Holy fuck, it's got a goddamn twat!!" Yes boys and girls, that's right, an anotomicaly correct CPR doll. And this wasn't just some sort of molded relief, no, this was the whole damn deal, protruding clitoris, labial lips spread, vaginal cavity open like a fucking black hole. Now I understand that this is really used for pap-smear and cervix checking exercizes, but it was sold annonomously on Ebay for fucks sake. Goddamn perverts...



also she doesn't swallow, so what's the good in it?


I kid.


She gobbled it up like a hungry bird.


also kidding.


....probably.


~Patu