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Meme [air quote]borrowed[/air-quote] from 
marcothecat
1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Yes.
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
Single and unavailable.
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
[trixietang]TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!![/trixietang]
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
As long as if it's not at the gardening tools section...
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
Yes. Plenty of fish in the water to eat.
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
College stuff.
7: Do you want to be single?
I have to choose career over relationships first.
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
House all night. F*cking suburbs so far away from the city.
9: How late did you stay up last night?
At the least 4 in the morning.
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
Much in high school.
11: Last three things you had to drink?
Orange soda, coffee, chocolate
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
It's just human nature...
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
Loved them? Yes. Meant it? Depending on the degree of love and hate.
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
No. It's very unhygenic even for my tastes.
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Depends on the degree of affetion.
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
By means of five months, you meant twenty years?
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Stealing this meme.
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
None.
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
A bit. It's an alternative stress relief compared to quick suicide.
20: What would you name your future daughter?
Blood related or not, it's a secret.
21: Do you miss anyone?
Few, some, a lot.
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
Nnnope...
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
Nope.
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
May vary.
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
I try to...
26: Who did you last see in person?
Classmates
27: Are you listening to music right now?
Selfish Jean by Travis.
28: What is something you currently want right now?
A lot. Top three right now is job, cash, desired stuff...
29: What is the last thing you said out loud?
Singing with my heart out.
30: How is your heart lately?
Physically on the verge of condition, internally mixed.
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Yes
32: Are you wearing socks?
Black.
33: What do people call you?
Call me Lex.
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Nope...
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
So. Fucking. Many.
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
I don’t think I’ve shared a bed with someone since I was a kid.
37: Did you do something bad today?
No.
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
Weeks ago.
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
If lack of sleep and/or too much caffeine could apply...
40: Will you sing today?
What WILL you sing today?
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
Are you citing a Michael Bolton song?
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
It's either at school or at online, or my mom.
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
No.
44: What are you listening to right now?
Florence + the Machine and They Might Be Giants...
45: What is wrong with you right now?
Being an inconfident autistic.
46: What is on your wrists right now?
I could put razor wounds here, but no, I don't do that.
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
It's my college uniform btw. It's a blue polo shirt.
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Chocolat chaud.
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Yes. I wished that they'd stop making a retarded questoin like this...
50: Are you a good artist?
An artist? Yes. Good? Depends on the eye of the beholder.
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
In simpler ways, read 1 Corintians chapter 13. I can't put it into detail here for specific reasons, but if put in one word:
yes.
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
Que sera, sera...
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
No. Plan to...
54: Do you have trust issues?
Some.
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
What's a phone?
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
What?
57: Do you use chap stick?
Sometimes. I use chap sticks on noodles and on Chinese food...
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Yes.
59: Do you have a little sister?
My brothers would think that I'm the little sister. And I'm a guy.
60: Have you ever been to New York?
No. But give me a ticket, and I'll go there. But in my thoughts, I'm going to Paris...
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
No comment. Still single.
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes.
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
Surfing... and fapping.
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
No.
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
There are people that always makes me smile genuinely. Not just one. Not just physical.
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Nope.
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
No. Unless you mean the way you kiss your mom.
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Alone, but not without spiritual company.
69: Will next Friday be a good one?
In the words of Katy Perry: do it all again...
marcothecat1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Yes.
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
Single and unavailable.
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
[trixietang]TELL ME I'M PRETTY!!![/trixietang]
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
As long as if it's not at the gardening tools section...
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
Yes. Plenty of fish in the water to eat.
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
College stuff.
7: Do you want to be single?
I have to choose career over relationships first.
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
House all night. F*cking suburbs so far away from the city.
9: How late did you stay up last night?
At the least 4 in the morning.
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
Much in high school.
11: Last three things you had to drink?
Orange soda, coffee, chocolate
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
It's just human nature...
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
Loved them? Yes. Meant it? Depending on the degree of love and hate.
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
No. It's very unhygenic even for my tastes.
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Depends on the degree of affetion.
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
By means of five months, you meant twenty years?
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Stealing this meme.
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
None.
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
A bit. It's an alternative stress relief compared to quick suicide.
20: What would you name your future daughter?
Blood related or not, it's a secret.
21: Do you miss anyone?
Few, some, a lot.
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
Nnnope...
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
Nope.
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
May vary.
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
I try to...
26: Who did you last see in person?
Classmates
27: Are you listening to music right now?
Selfish Jean by Travis.
28: What is something you currently want right now?
A lot. Top three right now is job, cash, desired stuff...
29: What is the last thing you said out loud?
Singing with my heart out.
30: How is your heart lately?
Physically on the verge of condition, internally mixed.
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Yes
32: Are you wearing socks?
Black.
33: What do people call you?
Call me Lex.
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Nope...
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
So. Fucking. Many.
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
I don’t think I’ve shared a bed with someone since I was a kid.
37: Did you do something bad today?
No.
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
Weeks ago.
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
If lack of sleep and/or too much caffeine could apply...
40: Will you sing today?
What WILL you sing today?
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
Are you citing a Michael Bolton song?
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
It's either at school or at online, or my mom.
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
No.
44: What are you listening to right now?
Florence + the Machine and They Might Be Giants...
45: What is wrong with you right now?
Being an inconfident autistic.
46: What is on your wrists right now?
I could put razor wounds here, but no, I don't do that.
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
It's my college uniform btw. It's a blue polo shirt.
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Chocolat chaud.
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Yes. I wished that they'd stop making a retarded questoin like this...
50: Are you a good artist?
An artist? Yes. Good? Depends on the eye of the beholder.
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
In simpler ways, read 1 Corintians chapter 13. I can't put it into detail here for specific reasons, but if put in one word:
yes.
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
Que sera, sera...
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
No. Plan to...
54: Do you have trust issues?
Some.
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
What's a phone?
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
What?
57: Do you use chap stick?
Sometimes. I use chap sticks on noodles and on Chinese food...
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Yes.
59: Do you have a little sister?
My brothers would think that I'm the little sister. And I'm a guy.
60: Have you ever been to New York?
No. But give me a ticket, and I'll go there. But in my thoughts, I'm going to Paris...
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
No comment. Still single.
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes.
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
Surfing... and fapping.
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
No.
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
There are people that always makes me smile genuinely. Not just one. Not just physical.
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Nope.
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
No. Unless you mean the way you kiss your mom.
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Alone, but not without spiritual company.
69: Will next Friday be a good one?
In the words of Katy Perry: do it all again...
