A - Age: 26
B - Bed size: Double with stuff stored on half of it
C - Chore you hate: ironing
D - Dog's name: I have a dog?? shit son
E - Essential start your day item: glasses
F - Favorite color: Blue/grey
G - Gold or Silver: Silver, always
H - Height: 5ft 9ish?? phuktifano
I - Ireland or Italy: Neither
J - Job title: A Warning To Others
K - Kid(s): delicious
Living arrangements: I lodge with an odd yet kind woman called The Landlady, and her adorable tortoishell cat in a small messy terraced house in a shitty nonentity of an area of Coventry, a post industrial mess of a city in the West Midlands region of England.
M - Mum's name: Maureen
N - Nicknames: Pigeon. Bird.
O - Overnight hospital stay othher than birth: nope
P - Pet Peeve(s): Overbearing and insufferable pedantry which gets in the way of a decent conversation. Related, the people that make an assumption that you are utterly thick and know nothing. Also, the Atheists that attack anything, anywhere that's got the vaguest thing to do with Religion with no thought for it's overall value. I have more of these but will stop there. ..
Q - Quote from a movie: *thinks* ... ermm.... "Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fuckaaa!" (I'm not big on movies)
R - Righty or Lefty: Left handed
S - Siblings: Two brothers, 10 and 12 years older. Oldest is in clever computing stuff in Bracknell, the other is a Welder, he never left our home town.
T - Time you wake up: Whenever. Sleeping patterns are truly fucked right now.
U - Underwear: Boxers
V - Vegetables you dislike: Dappy
W - Water or land: Land.
X - X-rated or PG: X rated.
Y - Yesterday's best moment: Taking an internet meme and drawing it as an anthropomorphic animal (see scraps)
Zoo favorite: Otters are great value. Motherfucking lions too.