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Where I'll be during FA outage
12 years ago
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NOWHERE!!! *insert maniacal laughter here*
I am a purely digital being, with no existence outside the servers of FA. Once FA goes down, so do I. Don't try to look for me. You won't find me.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the letter D, and by the number 7.
And now a word from our sponsors.
I am a purely digital being, with no existence outside the servers of FA. Once FA goes down, so do I. Don't try to look for me. You won't find me.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the letter D, and by the number 7.
And now a word from our sponsors.
Cut to a group middle-aged lower-middle-class women (hereinafter referred to as 'Pepperpots') being interviewed.
First Pepperpot I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.
Interviewer Yes, you know, we find that nine out of ten British housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab.
Pepperpots It's true, we can't. No.
Second Pepperpot Here. Here! You're on television, aren't you?
Interviewer (modestly) Yes, yes.
Second Pepperpot He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab.
Third Pepperpot You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.