omg i can't breathe.. had to share this convo xDD
it's really long but so worth the read if you need a laugh

Naomi Campbell
I'm so hungriee. Dx

4:39pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
*shoves food in your mouth* don't ask what it is. just eat it.

4:40pm
Naomi Campbell
Uhm...
*spits it out*
Nuu!

4:40pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
QnQ i made that cupcake for youuu

4:40pm
Naomi Campbell
... oops

4:41pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
*picks it back up and squishes it back together and hands it to you* QuQ

4:42pm
Naomi Campbell
*picks all the dirt out and takes a nibble* Omnomnom?

4:42pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
yesh -w-
i'm laughing so hard over here. just saying

4:43pm
Naomi Campbell
*eats the whole thing, accidentally biting your hand* Yummiehh!

4:43pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
*squeaks and pulls my hand back* 'ey 'ey! i need that D:

4:44pm
Naomi Campbell
*licks my lips* You taste like... CHICKEN! *bites you in the arm*

4:44pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
O-O I DO?! *bites my other hand and blinks* holy shit! i do!! ...*eats my hand* OMNOMNOM

4:45pm
Naomi Campbell
*facepalm* You needed that!

4:45pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
... well, fuck QnQ *spits it back up and puts it back where it is even though i regurgitated it*

4:46pm
Naomi Campbell
*watches it fall to the ground* You're fucked.

4:47pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
god dammit. *looks around and gets needle and thread and attempts to put the thread through the eye of the needle* I'VE GOT THIS!!!

4:48pm
Naomi Campbell
*waits for you to jab yourself in the face with the needle* Done yet?

4:49pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
*sticks my tongue out in concentration then accidentally jabs my tongue with the needle* FUCK D:

Naomi Campbell
Need a hand? *laughs hysterically*

4:51pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
...yeth. yeth i do. *pulls out a machete and stares at you maniacally* amd i'ma thop yourth off U:<*
Naomi Campbell
Good luck with that.

4:52pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
*flails arms and the machete at your arms* >:P

Naomi Campbell
*turns into a ball and rolls away*

Tasha Molly Mounts
o-o *gasps and drops the machete* baaaaaallll!!!

Naomi Campbell
*rolls away faster* ahh fuckk!

4:54pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
*has the creepiest smile on face with wide eyes* BAAAALLLLYYYYYYYY

Naomi Campbell
*turns into a dinosaur* Yeah.. that's right.. I shape shift, bruh!

4:57pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
O-O oh phit. *turns around and runs away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Naomi Campbell
*runs after you* I'mma FRIENDLY dinosaur!

4:58pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
oh. *blinks and turns around waving my arm and stub...arm..thing at you*

4:59pm
Naomi Campbell
*waves my wittle t-rex arms* Haii!

4:59pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
*the needle in my tongue falls out* duh fuck o-o ...anyway... you have a big head and wittle arms* QuQ

5:00pm
Naomi Campbell
That's what she said..

5:00pm
Tasha Molly Mounts
omg... x
xDDD*

5:00pm
Naomi Campbell
Bahaha