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omg wat times 10,000
12 years ago
so i was on this forum chat thing and this happens:
Imagine you just walked in the door from a long shitty day at work, suddenly a 1200lb gorilla jumps at you roaring and raising hell unlike anything else on this earth. He then hands you a suitcase with $100,000,000 in it and gives you the best hug ever. You Roar. For 15 seconds afterward you understand the gorilla. You understand everything. The 15 seconds is up. You return to being your normal meatwad self.
I cum like a fucking caveman. A Ton. ph34r the wrath of my pen1s.
The gorilla gets bigger and meaner with each following orgasm yet it takes more to make the bastard show up. By orgasm #10-15 he's pretty much gone but you're getting updates from his twitter page.
Masturbation is a smaller less intense version of that.
i laughed so goddamn hard. XD
Imagine you just walked in the door from a long shitty day at work, suddenly a 1200lb gorilla jumps at you roaring and raising hell unlike anything else on this earth. He then hands you a suitcase with $100,000,000 in it and gives you the best hug ever. You Roar. For 15 seconds afterward you understand the gorilla. You understand everything. The 15 seconds is up. You return to being your normal meatwad self.
I cum like a fucking caveman. A Ton. ph34r the wrath of my pen1s.
The gorilla gets bigger and meaner with each following orgasm yet it takes more to make the bastard show up. By orgasm #10-15 he's pretty much gone but you're getting updates from his twitter page.
Masturbation is a smaller less intense version of that.
i laughed so goddamn hard. XD
