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Ideas on Big Brother
12 years ago
I don't like Big Brother. And I kinda upset some people at the place I work with my... opinions on it and the people who watch it (which seemingly every-fucking-one does where I work). However, while waiting for a pizza I thought of things they could do that might get me to watch...
1: Switcheroo
Have 2 identical Big Brother houses, with 2 separate groups of contestants who know nothing of each other (ie, each group believes themselves to be the one and only group of contestants). One night, a person from each house is switched to the other without themselves or the others knowing. Upon waking, there will be general confusion as the person insists they are a contestant yet knowbody knows them. To add to this, security will 'stop' the show and take the person into custody, demanding who they are and how they got in, and what they did with the person they replaced.
2: Pandemic
Allow the housemates access to some carefully controlled and completely fake news reports. Start small, a bigger than expected flu season, a few random deaths, mostly of the old and sick. Then kick it up a little, let slip little notes about a 'mutated strain' and 'epidemic'. Make references to large number of deaths in poorer nations, airport closures to flights from those countries...
Then nothing.
Let a day go by, no word from BB, no word from the host or cameramen, streets outside are quiet. Day two, still nothing. Housemates, getting uneasy, try the doors. They'll be locked. Outer walls are too high to climb. If they wait it out, by day three the power is out, but this unlocks some of the doors. Scrambling outside, they'll find that the (studio) streets are deserted.
This one might be the hardest to pull off, requiring a studio lot and possibly diverting flights, but I would definitely watch a few peoples reactions to thinking they've survived a killer flu >:3
3: Nobodys
Lock the idiots in the house, give them food and water and a playstation, but dont record anything they do, or broadcast it. After 3 months let them out to the realisation nothing they did was ever shown on TV and nobody knows who they are XD
1: Switcheroo
Have 2 identical Big Brother houses, with 2 separate groups of contestants who know nothing of each other (ie, each group believes themselves to be the one and only group of contestants). One night, a person from each house is switched to the other without themselves or the others knowing. Upon waking, there will be general confusion as the person insists they are a contestant yet knowbody knows them. To add to this, security will 'stop' the show and take the person into custody, demanding who they are and how they got in, and what they did with the person they replaced.
2: Pandemic
Allow the housemates access to some carefully controlled and completely fake news reports. Start small, a bigger than expected flu season, a few random deaths, mostly of the old and sick. Then kick it up a little, let slip little notes about a 'mutated strain' and 'epidemic'. Make references to large number of deaths in poorer nations, airport closures to flights from those countries...
Then nothing.
Let a day go by, no word from BB, no word from the host or cameramen, streets outside are quiet. Day two, still nothing. Housemates, getting uneasy, try the doors. They'll be locked. Outer walls are too high to climb. If they wait it out, by day three the power is out, but this unlocks some of the doors. Scrambling outside, they'll find that the (studio) streets are deserted.
This one might be the hardest to pull off, requiring a studio lot and possibly diverting flights, but I would definitely watch a few peoples reactions to thinking they've survived a killer flu >:3
3: Nobodys
Lock the idiots in the house, give them food and water and a playstation, but dont record anything they do, or broadcast it. After 3 months let them out to the realisation nothing they did was ever shown on TV and nobody knows who they are XD
also, new term i learned that is apparantly common...."showmance"....that show makes its own words O_o' grah! ><
i do agree it is a dumb show though
And I to hate the made-up words they do on TV in general >.<