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Stealin' this sh*t! *Ask A Criminal*
12 years ago
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Well, since 
Fayv and 
SIX~~ did it I'm going to do a 'criminal' version of 'Ask Me Anything'. Now, I'm not going to confess to stuff so don't make me have to plead the 5th all over the journal. But if you ever wanted to know how to defeat the dye packs that banks use or the best way to smuggle something while avoiding the cops here is your time to ask.
Fayv and 
SIX~~ did it I'm going to do a 'criminal' version of 'Ask Me Anything'. Now, I'm not going to confess to stuff so don't make me have to plead the 5th all over the journal. But if you ever wanted to know how to defeat the dye packs that banks use or the best way to smuggle something while avoiding the cops here is your time to ask.
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How do I sneak across the border into Toronto?
Tango_D
~tangod
OP
Toronto? You could just cross the border with a passport with no problem unless you're looking like a total sketch-bag. Likely you could just find a small dock to launch a small boat from (something like a small 12' to 16' Jon boat http://www.thehulltruth.com/attachm.....-img_3070-.jpg ) a US side boat launch and cross the river that way. Be a good way to cross as long as you had a bit of fishing gear and looked the part. If you get stopped just say, "Oops! I must have gotten turned around."
22334455
~22334455
How do I (illegally) obtain every SubWay sandwich in existence?
Tango_D
~tangod
OP
Easy. Get a job there and make yourself some when it's slow. Or you can have a friend there trade you for 1/4 Oz of pot.
LopEaredQuentin
~lopearedquentin
How do i kidnap myself?
Tango_D
~tangod
OP
Take a lot of LSD to the point of developing a separate personality and have them kidnap you. Or just report yourself missing to the cops. That works too.
Lunar_Helix
~lunarhelix
Where's the best hiding place on one's body for a baggie of weed?
Tango_D
~tangod
OP
Ass or, if you are blessed with one, vagina. won't be comfortable but it's your best bet.
