OH MY BALLS I GOTTA TELL YOU A FRIGGN HILARIOUS STORY
12 years ago
General
I think tonight was a super WOW.
WOW.
WOW.
WOW
WOW okay moment. Like how surprised you are with how up the butt dumb as shit someone is. I met a man almost as dickish as the dude from that episode of... That show with chef ramsay and the two crazy people who would threaten their customers...
OKAY STORY TIME
Some old jerk off yelled at me cause someone elses dog barked at him. Also just as I was walking home, I was going to my street and just my luck this dickbutt ho lives up the street from me. I'm not sure whether to be mad or laugh, and apperently I'm acknowledging how dumb and hilarious this is.
Okay so beginning of the story I took my dog to the park, and he was just being a dog, hangin out chillin chewin on stuff. I was walking over to where this other person dog was who liked to bark at the fence; she's not aggressive though. So when she barks and scares someone, I tell them "Oh don't worry she's not aggressive" And I hear this guy yelling. I can't hear what he's saying all I can hear is pure on anger yelling, and then I realize he's yelling at me cause of the dog. "Its not my dog" I tell them, which makes him more mad "THE OWNER OF THE DOG SHOULD APOLOGIZE." which she would have if he wasn't being mean, I think she and I were both stunned by how rude he was. And I think the funniest part was when my mom and I switched off, I went and jogged home, and then went up my street and I noticed he was walking up the street too. Suddenly he turns around and says" YOU GOT A PROBLEM LADY?"
>me: "... No I live here." IT WAS RIDICULOUS, THIS JERK LIVES UP MY STREET :I
WOW.
WOW.
WOW
WOW okay moment. Like how surprised you are with how up the butt dumb as shit someone is. I met a man almost as dickish as the dude from that episode of... That show with chef ramsay and the two crazy people who would threaten their customers...
OKAY STORY TIME
Some old jerk off yelled at me cause someone elses dog barked at him. Also just as I was walking home, I was going to my street and just my luck this dickbutt ho lives up the street from me. I'm not sure whether to be mad or laugh, and apperently I'm acknowledging how dumb and hilarious this is.
Okay so beginning of the story I took my dog to the park, and he was just being a dog, hangin out chillin chewin on stuff. I was walking over to where this other person dog was who liked to bark at the fence; she's not aggressive though. So when she barks and scares someone, I tell them "Oh don't worry she's not aggressive" And I hear this guy yelling. I can't hear what he's saying all I can hear is pure on anger yelling, and then I realize he's yelling at me cause of the dog. "Its not my dog" I tell them, which makes him more mad "THE OWNER OF THE DOG SHOULD APOLOGIZE." which she would have if he wasn't being mean, I think she and I were both stunned by how rude he was. And I think the funniest part was when my mom and I switched off, I went and jogged home, and then went up my street and I noticed he was walking up the street too. Suddenly he turns around and says" YOU GOT A PROBLEM LADY?"
>me: "... No I live here." IT WAS RIDICULOUS, THIS JERK LIVES UP MY STREET :I
FA+

I don't think i could be that polite and calm with someone yelling with me for no reason.